Guardians of the Galaxy Page #2

He's someone whose bad

side I'd rather not be on.

- What? What about my bad side?

- Farewell, Mr. Quill.

Hey, we had a deal, bro!

What happened?

This guy just backed out of a deal on me.

If there's one thing I hate,

it's a man without integrity.

Peter Quill. People call me Star-Lord.

You have the bearing of a man of honor.

Well, you know, I wouldn't say that.

People say it about me, all the time,

but it's not something I

would ever say about myself.

This wasn't the plan.

Put him in the bag. Put him in the bag!

No! Not her, him!

Learn genders, man.

Biting? That's not fair!

Take it easy!

Fool. You should have learned.

I don't learn. One of my issues.

What the...

Quit smiling, you idiot.

You're supposed to be a professional.

You gotta be kidding me.

Hey!

I live for the simple things.

Like how much this is gonna hurt.

Yeah. Writhe, little man.

It'll grow back, you d'ast idiot.

Quit whining.

Subject 89P13, drop your weapon.

Crap.

By the authority of the Nova Corps,

- you are under arrest...

- All right. Come on up.

...for endangerment to life and

the destruction of property.

Hey! If it isn't Star-Prince.

- Star-Lord.

- Sorry. "Lord."

I picked this guy up a while back for

petty theft. He's got a code name.

Yeah. Stay out of the way.

Come on, man. It's a...

It's an outlaw name.

Just relax, pal.

It's cool to have a code name.

It's not that weird.

Fascists.

Ronan is destroying Xandarian

outposts throughout the galaxy.

I should think that would call for some

slight response on the part of the Kree.

We signed your peace treaty, Nova Prime.

What more do you want?

At least a statement from the Kree Empire

saying that they condemn his actions.

He is slaughtering children.

Families.

That is your business. Now,

I have other matters to attend to.

Prick.

Well, some good news.

It looks like we've apprehended

one of Ronan's compatriots.

Gamora. Surgically modified and

trained as a living weapon.

The adopted daughter of

the Mad Titan, Thanos.

Recently, Thanos lent her and

her sister Nebula out to Ronan,

which leads us to believe that Thanos

and Ronan are working together.

Subject 89P13. Calls itself "Rocket."

The result of illegal genetic

and cybernetic experiments

on a lower life form.

What the hell?

They call it "Groot."

A humanoid plant that's

been travelling recently

as 89P13's personal

houseplantlmuscle.

Peter Jason Quill, from Terra.

Raised from youth by a band of

mercenaries called the Ravagers,

led by Yondu Udonta.

I'm sorry.

I didn't know how this machine worked.

What a bunch of a-holes.

Transport all four to the Kyln.

I guess most of Nova Corps

wanna uphold the laws,

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