Grudge Match Page #2

- You could've beaten that punk.

- Save your breath.

That book is closed. Why does

everybody wanna open that book?

Just forget about it. Let it go.

Sleeping dogs and all that.

They told me about the new meds.

You try them?

They say they'll add a couple of years to

your life. Maybe you'll reach, heh, 1000?

What difference does it make? I can't

afford them and you're not paying.

You done enough already.

Hey. No, no. It's all right. I'll

take care of it. Don't worry.

You're the only one

that's never screwed me over.

That's gotta count for something.

Don't change the subject. I'm still

very, very pissed off at you.

Pissed off at me? The fight was

30 years ago. You gotta let it go.

Man, we had so much on the table.

Why did you walk away?

We could be sitting in hot tubs

now with big-ass blonds.

Heh, heh. Yeah. You can't swim.

You would've drowned.

On that note, I'll leave you

with the blonds you'll never have.

Tell Mr. Sandpaper Hands

I want my two sleeping pills.

- It's 10 in the morning.

- Then I want four.

I wanna be dreaming of all them

hookers that you deprived me of.

Hey!

Hey, you can't park here.

Take it easy, man.

I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present.

Really?

Oh, come on, Razor. Razor.

It's Dante Jr. Don't act like I didn't

grow up to be a fine looking man.

Right. Too bad your father

didn't show up...

...so I can belt him for taking

what was left of my purses.

Dad passed away last year.

If you didn't see him dead,

I wouldn't trust that.

I did.

Now you make me feel a little bad.

- Wanna come in or something?

- I would love to come in, Razor.

You look good. Hey, should I roll

my window up? Is this a good area?

Tuna fish, some overripe bananas

that you probably bought on sale.

You shop like my grandmom.

Bananas are a good source of potassium

and I had double coupons for the fish.

That's not fish. Fish is like a sushi.

That's a step above cat food, Razor.

It's dolphin safe and I don't sweat the

extra nickel because it's the right thing.

Not my business. Your house, sorry.

What is this?

It's like a mouse or something?

- What is that?

- A dog.

- A dog?

- It's a dog.

- So why you here, Junior?

- Why am I here?

You know what this is, Razor?

A bad movie?

- It's a video game.

- Right.

When did they unfreeze you,

Captain America?

"Captain America"? You know, I'd

like to take you down a peg...

...but it looks like

somebody beat me to it.

A height joke.

That was good. That's original.

Height ain't nothing but a number.

See, in Thailand, I'm in the 95th

percentile. I'm okay over there.

So, what you say can't hurt

my feelings. Let's talk turkey.

The guys that made this game

saw your HBO special.

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