Grown Ups 2

Synopsis: After having the greatest time of his life three summers ago, Lenny (Adam Sandler), decides he wants to move his family back to his hometown and have them grow up with his gang of childhood friends and their kids. But between old bullies, new bullies, schizophrenic bus drivers, drunk cops on skis, psycho grade school girlfriends and 400 costumed party crashes he finds out that sometimes crazy follows you.

Genre: Comedy

Director(s): Dennis Dugan

Actors: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, David Spade

Production: Sony Pictures

5 wins & 15 nominations.


IMDB:: 5.4
Metacritic:: 19
Rotten Tomatoes:: 7%

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: PG-13
Year:: 2013
: 101 min
: $127,400,000
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Sweetheart.
Mmm?
Go over to the window right now
and open it as wide as you can.
Please let me sleep.
I think your
mother's here from Mexico,
and she needs to leave.
Open the window now.
Why don't you
open it, you lazy...
Somebody help!
Close your mouth!
No way. Can I ride him?
A deer!
Okay.
Daddy,
I left the front door open
in case any animals
wanted to come in.
You did, huh?
And one did.
Yeah.
Yeah, one crazy-ass one.
Oh, no, you did a nice thing,
sweetheart.
Greg, I'm gonna need a bat!
Daddy, no!
No, no, I'm not
going to hit the deer.
I'm just going to massage his
head for a little bit with it.
Okay, come on, come on.
He's right here.
He's eating Bowser's food.
Shh.
Okay, he knows we're here now.
Stay. Stay.
What's he looking at?
Move your doll towards me.
And back to you.
Towards me.
Back to you.
Three times, fast.
Give me that thing.
Mr. Gigglesworth?
No, don't worry.
Give it to me.
Go on. It's okay.
It's okay.
Put it in my hand.
Roxanne, take them in there.
Over there.
Hey, dude.
You like this guy?
Huh?
You want to play with him?
All right, let's go
play in the other room.
Come on. Come on, man.
Slowly walk with me.
I said slowly.
No.
Ah! Ah!
Get out of the way!
Oh, my God!
Problem solved.
Mr. Gigglesworth!
Daddy, he's killing him!
A new problem begins.
I'm sorry.
Is that your bra, Mrs. Feder?
Easy.
Ew.
It is nice.
Thank you, all right.
Cool, yeah.
Yeah, come on.
28?
Yes.
That's right again,
smarty-pants.
Hi, Dad.
Hey, Bean,
working on the math, huh?
Yep.
Mommy said if I get all
my math questions right,
I get to ride my bike to
school with Becky Feder.
Really? Okay, Bean, well,
what's seven plus nine?
Seventy-nine.
Is he a little boy
or a computer?
'Cause I can't figure it out.
Don't destroy his confidence.
Happy summer, everybody.
Whoa.
Okay, you sure you want to go
with those boots, honey?
I know you
bedazzled them yourself.
I'm just wondering
if they'll attract
too much attention,
you know, from outer space.
It's the last day of school,
and Mom says I'm
free to express myself.
Oh, building the confidence
right here with R2-D2.
Confidence. K-O-B-R-Q-V-Y.
Confidence.
Well, we're not gonna have to
pay for college.
That's for sure.
Well, looks like a horse took
a dump in Ronnie's diaper.
You're gonna need federal aid
to clean that up.
Ronnie, honey, did a doo-doo
grenade go off in your diaper?
You gonna change it?
That's not my son,
that's your son.
Ah ha ha! Yesterday
was my diaper day.
Today he is all yours, and
it's gonna get nasty. Whoo!
Go, Ronnie.
- Go, Ronnie, go, Ronnie.
- Go, Ronnie, go, Ronnie.
He looks like Nicki Minaj
trying to shake her butt
implants back into place.
Go, Ronnie, go, Ronnie.
Come on, Ronnie.
Go, Ronnie.
You got a lot of
appointments today, sweetie?
Nah, just one repair job.
Very special.
All right, I'm going in.
What is...
What is this?
A necklace?
Happy 20th anniversary, babe.
Wow, Dad, you remembered.
Oh, yeah.
Mom didn't.
Oh! That's cold.
I think I'm gonna
bust out of here.
So he gets off
the train and nobody's there?
Braden needs to spend
at least one summer with you
so he can say he has a dad,
you deadbeat, Higgins.
Well, not to be mean,
but I'm not even
1,000% sure who you are.
I was up from Florida.
Right in
the middle of making out,
I got a really bad
case of the hiccups.
Hiccups McGee?
Oh, my God, I have a kid I don't
know about with Hiccups McGee?
And no offense,
but I'm gonna have to ask
for a DNA test, you know,
because you just never...
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