Grow House

Synopsis: There's a boom in medical marijuana dispensaries in the state of California and the U.S. These facilities have reached record numbers, cropping up like Starbucks or McDonald's. States across the nation are legalizing medical and recreational marijuana. Our two unlikely heroes, Pat (DeRay Davis - "EMPIRE," "21 Jump Street," "GI Joe") and Darius (Lil' Duval - "Scary Movie 5," "Meet the Blacks"), figure they can help the medical marijuana movement, but mainly help themselves by trying to grow their own cannabis and selling their crop to the dispensaries. There's only one problem - knowing how to smoke marijuana doesn't mean you know how to grow it. After taking a trip to Dr. Doobie (Malcolm McDowell - "Entourage", "The Mentalist," "Home Alone") to become legally certified growers, they gain access to a Bel-Air mansion to use as a "grow house." Although they convince Snoop Dogg (played as himself) to fund their operation, our heroes soon discover what can grow wrong, will go wrong in this
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): DJ Pooh
Production: Rocky Mountain Pictures
 
IMDB:
4.4
R
Year:
2017
96 min
Website
10 Views

Once upon a time,

not long ago

I had an eight foot bong

with the strongest stroke

You know, it was known for

knocking motherfuckers out

One hit, that's it, then you're

sleepin' on the fuckin' couch

But maybe you're tripping

out rather quietly

Off in the corner

having anxiety

Hopin' for some privacy

Lips touch glass smoke

fills lungs brain cells lit

Now you elevate, top

floor, homie, what

(coughing)

Man, this is bomb

Once upon a time

in the projects, yo

- Me and the homies had to grow

- Uh huh

24 lights, air

tight, was lit right

Turn around, pounce,

one vode is clip night

Backwoods bought, like

I'm payin' an invoice

The contact have you

higher than Lloyd's voice

Abracadabra, lit

loud in a Rolls Royce

So sit your ass down, stop

talkin' and roll joints

- Aw, my bad

- Hey, what the f*ck you doing, dawg

You just broke the bong

You already f*ck all this...

You know what,

pass me them papers

I'll roll us up

a fat one, man

- And we'll get it lit

- I bet

Once upon a time,

not long ago

I had a household bong

that my mom would toke

Joint rip, got the

funky feel tint

Xzibit just shot me

a hit, made me quit

Wacks got them

poppin' out dimensions

Oh, slam, took a dab,

started astral projectin'

Backwood gettin' princed in

Live risin', you

still session resin'

Man that shit depressin'

Hey, here's a lesson

Yo

This a procession

Now back to the

lecture at hand

I'm about to pack this

gram in a fol' and go ham

Hit it somethin' hard

high feeling close to God

The bong hits like a

Tyson blow to the bod

Oh boy.

This is the bullshit.

(hip hop music playing)

The things I do...

Well look. It's the littlest Pep Boy.

Look at your ass over there labor trickin'.

What the hell you doin' with that hammer?

Don't nobody put hammers on engines.

Old girl must be amazin' have you under

that hood labor trickin' like that.

Labor trick!

Man, don't hate on me.

I'm a professional, now.

I ain't doin' this for no

bitch. You got me fucked up.

I'm lookin' at you doin' it for a bitch.

You right.

Hey open the door, man!

- Open the door!

- Hey, question! Question!

- What?

- Can you fix something under my hood?

Hey shut up, man.

What up, man?

Nah, she is a freak though.

I just wish I would have known

before I had to do all this work, man.

That shit hard, bro.

What was you gonna do?

Increase the amount of

coochie you get in the deal?

Goddamn right!

Shit it's only right

to get a coochie raise.

Fair exchange. No arguing, bro.

Shit, she should be airing me out

while I'm cuttin' her grass,

while I'm doin' everything.

She should be what?

Airing me out!

What the hell is "airing..."

Airing me out mean when you keep

hittin' the keypad all you hear...

(hissing)

- Ratchet!

- See I know you ain't talkin'.

Ratchet!

We out here dry, bro.

She the one got me this weed.

Let me see the weed.

Nah, bro.

I ain't trying to make

you lower your standards

just to smoke with me.

Why would I do that to you?

Come on. Let me get that shit.

Hey you stop fucking playing with me.

Here, here, here.

Don't drop the last little bit of weed.

I don't know about you but

this shit getting me high.

I think I'm high too.

What the f*ck is that?

DARIUS:
What?

They look like... remember that

rap group, The Ghetto Boys?

- Wow, man.

- Look like they in the middle of the street, and shit.

My mind playin' tricks on me, nigga.

Ah shit. Hey man, let's ride.

- Hey.

- What? Who are they?

DARIUS:
You know that one

nigga that's always in the hood,

act like you owe him, some

kind of chip on his shoulder?

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Mark Jordan (born June 29, 1966 in Los Angeles, California), better known by his stage name DJ Pooh is an American record producer, voice actor, rapper, screenwriter, actor and film director. more…

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