Gringo Page #5

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screwed for doing my job!

Tell me who it is.

I want to know!

Who is the gorilla, Bonnie?

- I'm sorry.

- Bonnie!

Bonnie!

You have reached

the voicemail box of Bonnie.

At the tone, please record

your voice message.

Ugh!

No?

Psst.

- Still not answering.

- What?

Not like him at all.

I'm not waiting

for this dipshit.

Can you just get in the car?

No wait-o for dipshit-o.

Yeah, we're gonna...

Andelay!

I go to look?

- Yeah. Can you?

- Okay.

- Okay, seor.

- Perfect.

Butler.

Room?

You want a room.

Yes. Yes.

With TV?

Uh... Fine. Yes.

Three hundred.

Gracias.

Come, come.

My name is Ronaldo,

and this is my brother, Ernesto.

Just tell us

if you need something.

Okay. Actually,

do you know where

I can buy a cheap phone?

Uh, yeah,

just across the street.

I just don't get it.

- There's nothing to get, babe.

Seriously.

I told you,

Nelly's just a friend.

You gotta let it go,

all right?

Live life to the fullest,

and leave setbacks behind.

Together,

we can lead pharmaceuticals into the future.

Alleviate. Initiate. Innovate.

With Cannabax.

Medical marijuana is already a

multi-billion dollar industry.

It's already up and running

in 20 states

and the District of Columbia.

If you've got a card,

you can legally rip a bong

in the Lincoln bedroom.

Wow.

All right, look, guys, now,

legally speaking,

isn't this right on the line?

Well, it's on it,

it's not over it.

There's a reason why

we set up the lab in Mexico.

You could be operational

the moment the laws open up.

Marty, you really wanna let

AFT take this from you?

You're gonna be staring at their tail

lights for the rest of all time.

The future of marijuana

is this pill.

You know this product

is revolutionary.

You know that by the time

everybody else catches up,

we will have

established a brand

that can

never be usurped.

Think Pfizer and Viagra.

They got there first.

There ain't no second.

Look...

Most people will tell you

Buzz Aldrin

walked on the moon.

But even a complete retard

will tell you

Neil Armstrong did it first.

And do you know

why he went first?

- He was mission commander?

- Hatch opened on his side?

He went first because he pushed

Buzz Aldrin the f*** out of the way

and seized history

by the ball sack.

That's the story

schools are afraid to teach,

but that's what happened.

I'm satisfied.

Jer?

I'm still not sure about this.

Oh, Jerry!

The club is closing!

We've been dancing all night.

It's time to go home

and f***.

- Easy, Elaine.

- What, Richard?

Nobody dances all night

unless they wanna f***.

And Jerry here wants to.

He's just being shy.

I have a gun to my head.

I have a loaded gun

to my head!

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