Gridlocked Page #4

Get this sack of sh*t off the floor!

Officer:
Hands behind you, come on.

(groans)

- You all right'?

- You f***ing hi! me.

Hey, I saved your f***ing life.

Stop your whining.

How did you know the safety was on?

- I didn't.

- I got to go to the hospital.

- Come on, you p*ssy.

- F***.

(groans)

Here.

What the f*** is that for?

It's a tampon.

Stick it up your nose.

- I'll wait for you outside.

- F***.

(music plays)

Ed? Hon?

Man:
Mr. Ross?

Who's there?

Man:
I hope I haven't startled you.

Is Bill Ross around?

No. I'm his brother, Ed.

Who are you?

Man:
Apologies.

I was under the impression

that the premises were vacated.

Name's John Lowery.

I'm with DEC.

Department of

Environmental Conservation.

We're out here investigating

reports of poaching in this area.

Your brother has given us permission

to set up a surveillance post here.

I take it this is your daughter?

(chuckles)

This is my wife, Nancy.

And we're house sitting.

Bill didn't say

anything to us about this.

Well, let me ask you.

Have you...

seen or heard

anything out of the ordinary,

anything you might deem suspicious?

No. No, nothing.

Are you able to do something

about those local boys

always littering

by the side of the road?

Nancy.

Well, Nancy, if I come across them,

I'll have a word.

You can count on that.

Look, the Department would be more

than happy to put you folks up

at a hotel for the night

while we go about our business.

Nonsense. We'll stay out of your way.

You go ahead.

No, no. I have to insist.

We don't wanna inconvenience you

any more than necessary.

No. Thank you. Save your money.

We'll be fine.

And if you know my brother, Bill,

you know he'd have my head

ifl missed a night

of feeding his fish.

All right then.

We'll just get ourselves set up.

Just one more thing.

The two of you,

you're out here alone, are you not?

Yeah, just us.

I can't tell you how

happy I am to hear that.

(gun c*cks)

- (gun shots)

- (screams)

Service will be up in 20.

Finn's preparing the feeds now.

(coughing)

(chuckles)

You f***ing kidding me?

(gasping)

Nancy, you should

have taken the hotel.

(gunshots)

(car engines start)

So how do we know we

can trust these guys'?

We don't.

(sports commentary plays on radio)

Wanna come in for a beer?

No.

Right. I have some friends

coming over anyway.

Sure you don't want...

Male Presenter:
Okay. So I wanna talk

about this kid, Brody Walker.

Did anybody see that video of him

punching that dude in the face?

What is he thinking?

Femaha Presenter: Been on TV and

doing movies as long as he has

and look at the way

he's wasting his fife.

Male Presenter 2: Twenty years old

and the kid is a washed out has-been.

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