Greater Page #12

We're just going to hang out.

What's the matter with you, anyway?

Don't you think she looks good?

Yeah.

She looks real good.

That's what I thought.

All right, let's get rolling, hoss.

Okay, keep it semi-real, Lucas.

What do you mean, semi-real.

Are you kidding me?

Anyway, boys, The 1994 season

is almost in the books.

So, what do you guys think?

Oh, just another banner year

for the Hogs, huh?

Why don't we toss a couple high school

teams in the schedule next year,

- build a conference?

- We'll beat them.

I don't know. Y'all... y'all guys would

just lose against them too so...

That's not... You gave him that.

He gave him that line.

- Okay...

- Keep trying-

Guys, have you heard

about these new strawberry shakes here?

- Heard they are killer.

- The best thing in the state.

I can't believe you didn't bring that up.

Brandon, you gotta try one.

I'm gonna pay for it. Everyone's good?

- Oh wait, hold on, hold on, Ward.

- No, I'm good.

- What's up?

- Uh, Jan, would you like one?

Oh, no thanks.

How could you not want one? I'm gonna

get it for you, okay? I'll be right back.

I need two strawberry daiquiris...

and double the alcohol, okay?

- Okay, cutie.

- All right.

Damn.

- Yes. My God, I wanna see that.

- I'll see that.

We can go see that,

we're gonna go see Dumb and...

Next time we go to the theaters,

it's Dumb and Dumber.

All right. We'll all go,

the group of us will go.

All right. Great!

Please, be awesome.

Are you guys seriously want to be

professional football players?

- Yes.

- If we knew how to catch.

I can catch fine.

I heard the average life span

of a football player is like 45.

- No way.

- Ls that true? Really, babe?

Relax, you ain't going anywhere.

I mean, when it's your time

to go, it's your time to go.

But there's a difference

between falling off a mountain

and jumping off it on purpose.

- Jan's a philosophy major.

- I see.

Holly, what was your major?

Oh, Holly's just here

for her "MRS degree."

- You know?

- Oh!

- I'm just saying.

- "MRS."

- That's not true. It's not.

- Keep her in line. No, no, no.

Where was that mountain you were talking

about? 'Cause I'm diving off.

- I'm only kidding. No.

- I'm sad.

- I'm just saying.

- Hey, speaking of that.

Bran, I never did ask you, man.

What's your major?

- He's studying business.

- Really?

- Yep.

- Well, but...

Another one for my friend, please.

I probably won't...

I probably won't be able

to finish that degree.

Or any other degree.

I had one year to make it work here.

I failed.

Well, you won't have to worry

about football doing me in.

You'll be all right, man.

- You'll be fine.

- Yeah, you don't need football.

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