Greater Page #10

- Yeah, but...

- No, but I'm saying, Garrett.

He's like if Rain Man

and C-3PO had a love child.

No, no, no.

Rain Man and C-3PO are much cooler

than that fat geek.

Come on, man, cut him some slack.

- Slack what? Yeah.

- What is with you?

You wanna take these cookies

back to your friends?

We got plenty at home.

I thought you said I wasn't fat, Mama.

You're not fat. You're just a big old boy.

I'm not getting a scholarship.

They already redshirted me.

I know. Marty told me.

He's been sneakin' away

to some of your practices.

Said you might get to dress,

though, for the last game.

If you do, We'll get some great pictures

so you can show your grandkids

you were a Razorback for a day.

Now, don't forget your laundry.

- You called for it.

- Thanks, Mama.

And watch out for old big trucks.

- I will.

- And pray.

- Love you, Mama.

- I love you too, son.

I... love... you.

Bye, honey.

That's it, move those feet.

Whoa! Whoa!

Jackass, what the hell you trying

to do, make scout team All-American?

I was just going to the whistle,

like coach said.

Hey. You hurt a scholarship player,

and you are out of here.

You understand me?

I don't know why I keep letting

your fat, awkward ass stay here anyway,

but I'm about done, Burlsworth.

Some people were made to play

football and some weren't.

Why don't you just go home?

And quit wasting everybody's time.

What are you all staring at? Not one of

you have proven to be smarter than he is.

I can't believe this.

You know, what, gentlemen?

Hit the showers.

Just wasting time here today, anyway.

Brandon, hold up.

Hey, I was just trying

to do it right, coach.

- I... I didn't wanna let you down.

- Uh-huh.

Look, um, you realize

I'm just doing my job, right?

Yes, sir.

Look, I'm gonna...

gonna tell you a story.

There's these two brothers

they're walking along,

and they come upon this big pile of sh*t,

and the first brother, he dives right in.

He starts digging

with everything he's got.

And the second brother, well, he don't

want nothing to do with it.

You with me?

Yes, sir. Two brothers.

One pile, of, uh, manure,

and one brother doesn't want to dig.

Right. Manure.

And the, uh, second brother

says to the first one,

"What are you doing?

Why are you digging so hard?"

And the first brother says,

"With a pile of manure like this,

I figure there's gotta be

a horse under here somewhere."

Now, I don't know

if you belong here, or not,

and I won't know until you lose some

weight, and I mean a whole lot of weight.

Who knows,

maybe underneath all this manure

there just might be a horse

in there, somewhere.

I'll do whatever you say, coach.

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