Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Page #4

Doofus knows!

Thats one of grandmas shoes.

Thats her special Christmas mug.

Her medicine.

And her cookies and

her fruitcake!

Officer Lyon, check this out.

Ooh, what do you make of this?

Offhand, Id say thats animal hair.

Reindeer, 15-hands high, 12-point buck.

By the markings, a sleigh-puller. Powerful,

capable of flight, age unknown, one of a

But its just a guess.

Okay, then. Ill just put it down

as sleighicular hit-and-run.

Whats the code for that?

You should remember that one.

Its a 12-24.

Oh, right, 12-24.

I get it.

Just a minute, Sherlock.

Before you put out an APB for a sleigh

driven by Santa Claus

who, may I remind you, does not exist

Id like to know where grandma is.

Good point. We can work

the Santa angle later.

Better get looking for the old broad.

Well need a photo of the missing person.

That started the biggest grandma hunt

in Cityville history.

The police searched every

nook and cranny for granny.

Time passed, and police kept

looking and looking.

Months went by.

We looked and looked.

I even got permission to put

grandmas picture on milk cartons.

Nothing helped, not even stories

on the local news channel.

Grandma was nowhere to be found.

Grandmas Christmas gifts remained

unopened and people dressed in black.

Grandpa tried to cope by playing cards

with cousin Mel.

It wasnt any better at the store,

either. Mom and dad tried their best.

But without grandma,

customers stopped coming in.

My office said you called

and wanted to see me.

I wanted to apologize for the way

grandma treated you last year.

Did anyone ever tell youre very good

looking for a man with

deep pockets?

I was dusting.

Well, go dust somewhere else!

You cant tell me what to do.

Its grandmas store.

That reminds me, are you still interested

in buying this establishment?

Well, its the ideal location for our

sleighmobile division.

Good, because I know grandma

would want me to sell it.

I have the deed right here.

Unfortunately, your names not on the

deed, just grandma and grandpas.

But if grandpa agrees,

then I could buy the store.

Im sure I can trick I mean,

get grandpa to agree.

Youve been so depressed

since grandma disappeared.

Thats why I had you bring me to my

favorite restaurant to cheer you up.

Ill cure your sorrow.

Well spruce up the store, order

new merchandise, hire a baker.

Its right here in these papers.

All you have to do is sign.

Sing?

No, sign.

Sure.

So, sign.

Id rather sing.

Grandmas spending Christmas

with the superstars

since that reindeer ran her down

that fateful night .

Grandmas hanging out

with all those late, great stars

for the heavenliest Christmas of her life.

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