Gossip Page #4

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and four girls getting it on. Wild.

Wait, that was in high school.

- Next thing you know...

- She's holding his crotch...

Her skirt...

- Is up over her...

- Ears.

I knew this girl in freshman year

who was always like, "No. "

Finally, when she's going,

"Yes," it turns out...

...she's wearing rubber underwear,

whips and chains.

- She goes down on him.

- Right there...

In the window.

She is hot!

- Hot.

- Is hot.

Is so hot.

They did it standing on the bed.

Blowj*b? Yes.

Intercourse? Definitely.

Rubber underwear?

Yes, I saw it in her laundry basket.

Black rubber bra. It was so cute,

like Victoria's Secret gone...

...crystal meth.

What?

She wears black rubber bras.

And apparently enjoys

multiple partners...

...on the fire escape.

See, it moves forwards

and backwards.

Jones started it. Then she heard it.

So you can trace that line back.

It goes back and forth like airwaves.

What will we do at the end of

the semester, hand in your room?

You think I'm a freak?

No. This is very original.

It's like....

You're original, Travis.

Listen...

...I know you, man.

Inside, you're like a piston.

It's impossible to explain

what makes it run.

All the sh*t that's in there.

But....

It's confusing, but Picasso, Van Gogh,

all those guys, they all had doubts.

That's what made them brilliant.

Man, I can't even pay my rent.

Sometimes I don't even know

what I'm doing.

Trying to get at the truth, man.

Jones. Come here, look at this.

Isn't this good?

...totally bombed, had sex

while the party was going on.

People were walking in and out,

watching! They got off on it.

Naomi's, like, no sex at all.

Huge point with her.

Well, I guess Beau's huger.

Or is it more huge?

Beau Edson. God, I'd do it!

Apparently, Naomi did. With Beau and

even a couple others. The story...

- I heard it from a couple places now.

- Listen...

...I don't know why people are

saying what they're saying.

Did you say that something happened?

Naomi, I don't need to lie about sex.

Well, then tell me. What happened?

- Beau, look at me.

- What?!

What do you want me to say?

You want to have sex, you don't

want to. Now you're asking what?

Why are you so angry?

Well, jeez, Naomi, I wonder.

That's not an answer, Beau.

Naomi!

The first time I heard it, it was...

...some sort of orgy, but that

was obviously an exaggeration.

What...

...really happened was she passed

out drunk and they had sex anyway.

Is this what they're saying?

See, that's the best part.

It keeps changing.

Four different people already said it.

Four different people told you

that she passed out and that....

And then he had sex with her anyway.

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