Goon Piece

Season #1 Episode #1
Synopsis: Gooning is an important practice rooted deeply within the gooner community. One of the most influential gooners of all time was Goon D. Coomer, the King of the Gooners. Goon D. Coomer was publicly executed in Edging Town by the Grand Edgers, the naval military within the realm of gooning. Goon D. Coomer’s final words as he stood upon the scaffold were as follows “You want my goon cave? You can have it! I left everything I gooned to in one place! Now you just have to find it!” This started the Great Gooner Era, where Gooners from all over the world rushed to the Goon Line in order to find Goon D. Coomer’s treasure, the Goon Piece. We follow the journey of Monkey D Goonie, a boy who ate the cum cum fruit and became a cum man. We follow him on his journey across the Goon Line in order to become King of The Gooners. He sails the Goon Line with his faithful Goon Crew as they encounter other Gooners and try to survive the hardships of the Goon Line.
Original Story by: Eduardo Camacho

Monkey D. Goonie- I am gooning, Goon Burglar Nami.

Goon Burglar Nami- That is so hot Goonie, let’s goon together later tonight.

Goonarnoro Zoro- Nice try, but Goonie and I already have a gooning session scheduled for later tonight, maybe next time Nami.

Goon Burglar Nami- Shut up dumb dirty black ni-

Goonji- Oh Nami, I’ll goon with you tonight!

Goon Burglar Nami- I would rather edge than goon with you, Goonji

Goonborg Frankie- Jeez Goon Burglar, go easy on Goonji, he was just saved from Goon Mom, one of the Four Gooners of The Seas!

Goon Burglar Nami- I guess you’re right Goonborg Frankie. Goonji, I’m sorry, I will goon with you tonight.

Nico Goonbin- Well Edging Edging Chopper is going to goon with Skeleton Goonk and me in around an hour, feel free to join us if you want to.

Goonbe- Goonji, I can show you the All Goon tonight if we goon together tonight!

Goonji- The All Goon??!??!?! I would love to goon with you tonight if that means I can visit the All Goon!

Goonbe- Join me on the back deck tonight if you wanna visit the All Goon after our goon session in an hour!

Goonji- It’s a date in that case. I look forward to gooning with you in an hour.

End of Scene 1

Start of Scene 2

Stage directions: Goonbe stands at the rear of the Goon Hat’s ship, the Gooning Merry and stares out into the Ocean as the sun sets. Goonji approaches Goonbe from behind and stands 2 feet away from his gyat.

Goonji- Hey Goonbe, are you ready to start gooning with me?

Goonbe- gets startled and turns around to face Goonji Oh, I didn’t see you there Goonji, you scared me.

Goonji- Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you. You ready to start our goon session?

Goonbe- You bet, and after we finish gooning I’ll show you the All Goon! *he takes off his robe*

Goonji- Let’s do this! *gets nake*

Stage Directions- *Goonbe and Goonji start gooning for 13 hours non-stop until Goonbe accidentally strokes to hard and bursts, this causes Goonji to burst as well*

Goonbe- I can’t believe I coomed! I am such a failure…

Goonji- We’ve all been there before. You just made a slight mistake but that doesn’t define you as a gooner! I’m proud to call you my goon buddy! Now let’s go see the All Goon.

Goonbe- I guess you’re right, we all make mistakes while gooning. Anyways, follow me so I can show you the All Goon!

End of Scene 2

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