Goodbye Lover Page #4

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Goddamn!

- Get the f*** off me!

- Stop it!

Stop it, Jake! What the hell's

the matter with you?!

She's cheating on me, man.

She's cheating on me.

She's f***ing cheating on me.

Keep it down.

I don't care!

I don't care who knows.

Get out of here!

I don't f***ing care!

Goddamn!

You have no idea!

You have no f***ing idea!

- Calm down.

- All f***ing night!

All night!

I was there all night.

And she didn't come home.

Just calm down a minute and tell me.

Are you sure?

She wouldn't tell me where she was.

And I asked her finally,

"Are you having an affair?"

She said, "It's about

f***ing time you noticed!"

Did she say who it was?

No.

You got to help me find this prick.

I got to get my hands on him.

I just want to f***ing...

cut his balls off!

Goddamn it, Jake.

What do you expect?

It's not exactly like you've been

Husband of the Year.

What a f***er!

All right, get back to work.

Sandra is a wonderful...

and devoted and caring woman.

No matter what's happened, you need

to go down on both knees for her.

Well, somebody obviously did.

Rope it in.

It's easy for you to say.

You' re on top of everything.

I'm just a f***ing mess!

I just got my head so far up

in a f***ing bottle.

- We'll get through it.

- What do you mean, "we"?

Christ!

She's not messing around on you.

Bless your heart.

- Thank you.

- You' re welcome.

You'll never wake up

to find her sucking you.

What?

You'll never wake up

to find her sucking you.

Shut your mouth.

Please!

I have an open house tomorrow

at 2929 Carrillo.

I expect you there at 2 p.m. sharp.

Not on your f***ing life.

Maybe it's time I tell your little

brother just who I have been f***ing.

Or maybe I should tell

Little Miss Manners.

I have plans tomorrow.

I can't break them.

Break them.

Use this machine for areas

where you have to re-seed...

in the fall or spring.

Sorry.

Sorry.

I was thinking.

Want me to get that?

It's all right.

I took care of the reservations.

You did?

Of course.

I can't believe we' re

actually doing this.

It's so impetuous.

If you think...

If you think we' re

rushing into something...

I understand.

I do.

Carpe diem, you know?

Seize the day.

Shall we?

Let my voice mail

pick up any messages.

All right. I got it.

Lawn aerification.

It's a good thing.

That was some weekend, huh?

I never thought Vegas

could be so romantic.

You bit me.

I'm tired.

You know, most people

try to sleep at night.

I'm going to take a shower.

That sounds good.

That tastes good.

I'll come join you.

Hey, you bastard.

Who is this?

Who the f*** do you think it is?

It's the brother

whose wife you're f***ing.

Yeah, that's right.

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