Goodbye, Columbus Page #3
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- Year:
- 1969
- 102 min
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You planning to get married
to somebody in particular? Seriously?
Well, I was engaged for a year,
until last week.
What happened?
- Hi, Bren.
- What are you so happy about?
The Red Sox took two.
We having Carl Yastrzemski
for dinner?
Of course.
Every time the Red Sox win, we have
to set an extra place for Yastrzemski.
- Hey, you want to race?
- No.
Why don't you go race alone.
- Do you want to go with him?
- No, thanks.
This is Neil Klugman,
my brother, Ronald Patimkin.
- How are you?
- Hi.
- Yeah.
- Watch that.
- How are you?
- You wanna race?
- Not right now, thanks.
Race him. I have to call home
and say you're coming for supper.
Am I? I've gotta call my aunt.
You didn't say anything about...
- I mean, my clothes.
- We dine au naturel.
- What?
- Swim, my dear.
Julie.
Julie, elbows off the table.
And eat. Eat your dinner. Millions of
children are starving all over the world.
- When's Harriette calling?
- Five o'clock.
- It was 5:
00.- Their time.
Why is it earlier in Columbus?
Suppose you took the plane
back and forth all day.
You'd never get older.
- Oh, that's right, sweetie.
- Why do you give her misinformation?
- Is that why she goes to school?
- I haven't the slightest idea.
You know, you're a big
college girl now.
Carlotta?
- More what?
- More chicken.
- Me too, Carlotta.
- They'll have to roll you on the links.
What are you talking about?
Look, I lost a couple pounds.
- Dad, look at this.
- Ronald.
- Would you care to bare your middle?
- No, thank you.
Well, I'm glad that somebody
is aware of how to behave at the table.
- Thank you.
- Chicken?
- Oh, no, thank you.
- He eats like a bird.
Come on, Carlotta.
I'm playing ball tonight.
- Don't forget, tape your wrists.
- All right, but I got no mobility...
Just wear an Ace bandage
and put heat on.
Not an important game.
I want you good for the championship.
Last year you didn't listen,
same thing happened.
- Where do you live, Bill?
- Neil.
- Didn't I say, "Neil"?
- You said, "Where do you live, Bill?"
I hate tape. How the hell
can I play in tape?
- Don't curse!
- That's right.
- See?
- See what?
- Oh, I was just talking to Bill.
- Neil.
Just eat already.
- A little less talking, young lady.
- I didn't say anything.
- She was talking to me, sweetie.
- What is this "she" business?
That's how you call
your mother today? She? She?
my father would give me a clop.
- I got chicken caught in my braces.
- Eat your dinner. We'll clean it later.
Do you go to college?
What?
College.
I went into college
before I went into the Army.
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