Good Neighbours Page #6

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Uh, no. I'll just have a vodka...

- Oh, a drink-drink

Alright, done.

- Did you just... I'm sorry

- No, no, no, I'm sorry. Go ahead please...

- No, it's ok. Mine was stupid. You go.

I have to pee anyway

- So?

- So what?

- What do you think of her?

- Louise?

- Of course, Louise.

- I haven't gotten a chance to talk to her.

- She's so awesome

- Yeah, she seems great, man.

She seems good.

- We're engaged

- You... oh, sh*t.

Congratulations.

- Yeah, we're not telling anyone yet.

She wants to wait till Spring.

It's more romantic

- Yeah, yeah, sure.

- Victor...

- Oh my God, I almost completely forgot...

Louise

I have a surprise for you

- Oh, I'm sorry.

- It's OK

- One more second

- OK, Victor...

- Trust me, trust me

Louise

Meet Balthazar

He was my cat over in China

So, I had to wait for him to go through all the

quarantine procedures. They do

all that stuff in Ottawa.

That's kind of weird, eh?

So, my brother just brought him in.

He's great, eh?

- He's perfect

- What are you doing?

- Up the fire escape to the first floor...?

- Yeah

- Are you serious?

What time?

- I don't know, Victor. Like

three or four in the morning

- Cause, the first floor is Spencer's apartment

Are you sure that's what you saw?

- Yeah, I'm sure

- It just doesn't make any sense

- Why not?

- Cause Spencer is in a wheelchair.

Like...

were you wearing your glasses?

- Yeah, I'm lying. That's why.

- I didn't say that

- I'm always wearing my glasses!

- Give it a rest guys.

Come on guys, please?

- Hey

- Am I too early?

- No, no, no. Everyone's up. Come in.

- Good

- Uhm, eggs are getting cold

- Coming

- Hello?

- Hey man, it's Victor

- Yeah?

- Merry Christmas

- Merry Christmas, man

- You guys have twenty seconds

- So, uh, Merry Christmas...or whatever

- Bye

- Spencer?

- Yep?

- Have you seen my cats?

- Nope

- I mean like, today... like, this morning.

- No

- OK, thanks.

- Madame Gauthier

- If I don't take them down now, they

will be hanging all year. I just know it.

- You haven't seen my cats, have you?

- Uhm, no, not today

- You guys...

- What happened?

- Don't look, don't look

Are you joking? Of course it was

her. She f***ing hated those cats

- Well, we don't that

they were poisoned

Yes we do Victor! They didn't

have simultaneous heart attacks

OK, well, we don't know

that it was Valrie

- Yes, we do

- We have to do something.

We can't just leave the cats lying in the snow and we

can't just pick them up and dump them in the garbage

- Well obviously not, Victor. Jesus Christ

- Well what Jesus Christ? People do that

- Louise isn't people

- I know that

Louise,

what would you like to do?

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