Good Neighbours Page #4

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- I like wine. I don't drink it very often but I like

to research it. Read about it, compare the differences

- Is he ever gonna stop talking?

- Sorry

- So wine plus wine minus dessert equals coffee and slightly

less of a Choco than Louise gets to the power of...

Can we please turn of

the f***ing television?

- Now?

I mean.

We don't even know officially

- Oh, yes we do.

You won man. Canada.

Can we mute it at least?

But, you know. I didn't just win.

We all win.

- We all win? How'd we all win?

Because we're English?

- No.

What...

- Can I make a drink-drink?

- Of course

- You want something, Victor?

- Would it be OK if I rolled a joint?

- It would be very OK

- Great

Do you want a scotch?

- I do

- I'm so sorry about dessert.

I f***ed that up.

- Oh, God. Please stop apologizing

- But that Choco was so good.

What was it?

- I don't know, man

- OK, it was delicious. Thank you.

- We will have to do this again. Soon.

My place next time.

Oh, Jesus Christ. No, your place.

I will cook then.

- OK, thanks...from before

- No problem at all. At all.

So you're off at same time tomorrow?

- Yeah

- Great, I'll be there

- No, you don't have to...

- Are you kidding me.

I can't have you walking home by yourself

with that crazy running around out there

- Yeah, OK, thanks

Good night

- This voice mailbox is full.

Please try...

- Hi there

Ready to go home?

So how was work today?

- It was fine

- 'anything interesting happen?

- Nope

- How would you feel about having

some real Chinese food tonight?

- Em, no

- Oh, OK

- I work at a Chinese restaurant

- No, I know. I just thought that we... Never mind.

Don't forget about my party at eight. It's on Friday night.

- OK

- And I got a surprise for you.

I really think you are gonna like it

- Thanks, Victor.

I will see you soon, OK?

Jesus

Oh, sorry guys

- Hello, maybe because you're English, and you won

the referendum you did not understand my message

I'll be clear.

Keep your f***ing cats away from...

- Hello beautiful. It seems we may have another

small problem with My Lady like you are...

- How could anyone not love you?

Scaring birds away from her bird bath

It's f***ing winter.

God is scaring the birds away from her bird bath

And isn't she not supposed to block

the fire escape with her garbage?

- I think she's losing her sh*t.

- Oh, really?

- You should have seen the

fit she threw this morning

Her creepy little husband went

away on another "business trip"

- I don't think he's creepy.

I think he's pathetic.

- You don't get a serial rapist vibe off of him?

- No, I don't think he's that interesting

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