Good Luck Charlie: The Movie Page #4

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We're going to miss Christmas!

Mom, Mom, Mom, don't freak out!

I will find a way to

get us to Palm Springs.

How?

Well...

Wait for it.

Bus!

I could've thought of that.

Well, Charlie, here we are,

on our luxury motor coach.

For our brief, 18-hour

ride to Palm Springs.

Too bad the video can't

quite capture the smell.

Look, someone brought livestock!

Is that even legal?

Look, Charlie, we found you a boyfriend.

That might have been my last video diary.

Yes! This is what

I've always wanted, man.

An 80 degree Christmas.

Man, this is beautiful.

Hey, honey. Honey?

Where are you?

On a bus.

But don't worry,

we'll be there in just 18 short hours!

You're gonna leave me alone

with your mother for 18 hours?

Well, honey, my dad's there.

Form an alliance with him.

And just keep her focused on the kids.

She loves them.

Oh, my gosh.

I think my seat has bedbugs!

He's taking the chickens out of the cage!

I gotta go! Bye!

He's what... Honey?

Honey?

What's the matter, Dad?

Your mom's delayed

and the chickens are out of the

cages, whatever that means.

All right, guys.

One rule.

Do not leave me alone

in a room with Grandma.

I heard that.

Oh, hey!

Grandma!

Oh! My little angels!

Hi!

Gramps!

How you doing?

Okay.

Sweet Charlie!

Look how you've grown!

Who wants a mint?

Hey, Hank!

How are you?

Well, I only got half a kidney

left, but I'm still here.

Mint?

Okay.

Where's my daughter and Teddy?

Um, they're on a bus.

You couldn't kill enough bugs to

pay for two extra plane tickets?

Zing!

Good one, Grandma!

In your face!

Petunia, it's just

a little mix-up.

They're gonna be here tomorrow.

All aboard! Next stop, Fountain

of Youth Condominiums.

Wow. Grandpa, how'd you

get an antique like this?

I bought it new.

This could be fun!

Right?

Look, I bought magazines

at the bus station.

Yeah, I'm not really

up for reading right now.

Oh, don't worry, these

are fashion magazines.

They don't require any reading at all!

Mmm.

You okay?

You look a little green.

Yeah, I think I'm getting a little carsick.

Can I borrow your bag?

Let me just take the magazines...

...out.

Oh, that is...

Not over yet!

Wow, Mom.

That's a really harsh

review of the spring line.

Goodbye, freezing snowmen,

hello smoking-hot

granddaughters.

Their mothers aren't bad either!

Oh, hey!

By the way, speaking of hot,

make sure you wear your sunblock.

The sun here is brutal.

Do they make holiday sunblock?

One that smells like

eggnog instead of coconut?

Do you know what he's talking about?

Not at all.

His brain works differently than ours do.

Come on in.

Kiddie suite to the left.

To the left, kiddie suite to the left.

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