Good Deeds Page #3

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- Walter.

He's a "sir" now, huh?

Gone from an ass to sir?

- Sir Ass ain't got nothin' to say to your ass.

- Walter, Walter.

Please don't take my car.

"Please don't take." You

ain't got no choice!

Hey, Frank, get it out of here!

All right, you don't park in a man's spot!

See, that's what's wrong with women, man.

You want to start a fight with a man

and boo-hoo when he fight back!

Walter. Go. Just get the elevator.

Please.

Next time you might want to

find somewhere else to park.

Put it down, Frank.

Jillian, just park my car, okay?

I think my iPad's in the back.

You just sit down.

Ass!

- You see? Move, man!

- Walter, it's handled!

No! You ain't gonna handle it.

I'm gonna handle it!

- I ain't gonna let her call you an ass!

- Get on the elevator, man.

- Come on, man!

- Please.

You like getting walked on?

God.

Ms. Wakefield! Ms. Wakefield.

I need to talk to you for a second.

- I'm running really late for work.

- This will only take a second.

If you get cold, put that on. I love you.

- Bye, Mommy.

- Bye, baby.

- Hi.

- I'm having a day!

I just need to tell you,

you bring your daughter to school late

and you pick her up late

and her teacher has been complaining.

Well, I will bring her on time.

Okay, but I have to tell you.

This is a warning.

I'm not one of your students, Ms. Mackey.

I hear you.

Isn't this exciting, Mrs. Deeds?

Very. I wish I had a daughter.

- Girls are a handful.

- Yeah. Boys, too.

Especially that son of mine.

- How is Walt?

- He's better.

I cannot believe the two of you

are finally getting married.

Do you have any idea

how much your mother and I

have wanted this for the two of you?

Yeah. I think I do.

Well, it's a good thing

they wanted it, too.

And pretty soon your little ones

will be playing with my little ones.

I'm beside myself

at the thought of having grandchildren!

Let's get through the engagement party

first, huh, kids?

- You do want children, don't you?

- Of course she does.

Well, you better get busy.

You're not getting any younger.

Looks like

mostly little girl's stuff in this one.

Isn't this nice? At least get $50.

- No! No!

- This, you might get $30.

This is my place!

No, I beg you, please. No! Give me...

Put that down!

- How could you do this?

- I'm sorry!

You let them do this!

I told you she would do this!

No!

- I tried to talk her out of it!

- Yeah, sure you did.

- I did.

- Yeah, sure you did.

- Let me help you.

- Don't touch me!

Yeah, what are you looking at?

Don't you help me!

- Move your car!

- Go to hell!

Lady, what do you think this is?

- Shame on you.

- Let's go!

All right, shame on you!

- Good afternoon, Mrs. Deeds.

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