Good Burger

Synopsis: Mondo Burger tries to get Kel's secret sauce via seducing him with their secret weapon Roxanne.
Genre: Children, Comedy
Original Story by: Dan Schneider
Year:
1997
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Kurt:
Bring in roxanne, and if anyone can get the sauce out of ed she can.

*Roxanne walks into good burger*

Roxanne:
excuse me... hello

Ed:
Welcome to good burger home of the good burger, can i take your order huh?

Roxanne:
No thanks, i just came here to see you ed. im roxanne.

Ed:
ohhh.. welcome to good burger, home of the good burger, can i take your order?

Roxanne:
You are soooo hot.

Ed:
oh uh , I often sweat at work, so are you hungry?

Roxanne:
Yes, I am hungry. But not for food. I'm hungry for you.

Ed:
oh we-well i'm not edible. *sarcastic laugh*

Roxanne:
How would you like to go on a date tomorrow night?

Ed:
With who?

Roxanne:
me silly.

Ed:
Huh, Me silly too.

Roxanne:
No, i meant that you and I should go out together tomorrow night. want to?

Ed:
oh, ok cool.

Roxanne:
awesome, Here's my address. I'll see you at 8. *blows a kiss*

Ed:
*spits*

Dexter:
I don't believe what i just saw.

Ed:
WHO? ELVIS!!

Dexter:
NO, a beautiful girl just strolled in here and asked you on a date.

Ed:
huh, i know hey, wanna come?

Dexter:
Oh Nah, threes a crowd man.

Ed:
Just bring a date. why don't you ask monique.

Dexter:
I--I--I don't think so.

Ed:
nah, you know you like her.

Dexter:
I mean, how could i not like her. i mean she's smart, funny, beautiful, and cuddly.

Ed:
hahaha well then just ask her out.

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