Gone with the Bullets Page #3

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Now she has to defend her title...

...against an international field:

White Tiger from America...

...and Green Dragon from Europe.

Ladies and gentlemen!

Our global broadcast

has the world buzzing!

We've received over 2300 telegrams.

From England, France, Austria...

- ...Japan, Russia.

- How can we pick one?

Without offending the others.

- We'll pick from a country.

- Smaller units.

- You mean families?

- Smaller.

An individual? Too many of those.

- So pick the most miserable.

- Like this one.

It's from Private Olgakov of Ukraine.

"Cease-fire reached with the enemy.

Awaiting Wanyan's appearance.

If she doesn't show...

...all hell will break loose."

- What does that mean?

- It means...

...if Madam President

doesn't show up...

...Ukraine will burn.

Madam President!

Stop fighting. Can you hear me?

- They can't reply.

- It's a live broadcast!

But not a phone call.

Perhaps they'll cable.

Hurry up, war's about to start again!

Why must men always fight?

You all deserve a good spanking!

Man needs woman's love.

Just like a child needs its mother.

Men, give up your arms...

...and return to the arms

of your women!

Let's be content as women.

Let's not fight like men.

- Yes, yes, yes.

- Green Dragon...

...and White Tiger...

...all have such beautiful moves.

I didn't want to step on their moments.

But now I've done it.

No, no, keep going!

In your opinion, what should we do?

Take less. Give more.

Giving makes one happy.

Giving blesses the world.

- Why not give a little yourself?

- A little? How about I give it all?

All my possessions.

Jewellery, clothing, car, property.

Everything.

- To who?

- To babies...

...who need milk.

To the poor who need homes.

To the old who need care.

I have money, and so do you.

To hell with middlemen!

I'll give directly. All!

Hold it, please!

I've just decided

I'll also donate myself.

My past, my present and my future.

Look at you!

I'm auctioning my virginity.

For 30 nights.

The bidding will start soon.

Please be generous!

All proceeds will be donated.

I won't keep a dime.

What did you say you'll auction off?

My virginity.

Funny, right?

A working girl speaking of virginity?

As the saying goes, the past is dead.

The future is unknown.

Like the sunrise or a newborn...

...like the dew or our new world...

...we greet each morning reborn.

Each night can also be a first.

The secret to love?

Treat each time like the first time!

Wanyan! Wanyan!

According to our charter,

whoever gets the loudest cheers...

...will be the next president.

And now...

...Green Dragon and White Tiger.

- On stage, please!

- On stage, please!

Who votes for Miss White Tiger?

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