Gone Doggy Gone Page #2

guys gotta watch this.

- Get in the basket.

- Daddy, help.

Go on Laila get in your basket.

Good girl! Good girl! Good girl!

Everyone.

We have an announcement to make.

Some of you know already, but we

were waiting until it was

confirmed to share the news with

the rest of you.

You're pregnant!

Congrats!, That's so

exciting!

Noooo.

Eliott has been promoted to

Vice-President...

of Nerd-dom at Marina Tech in-

We're moving to San Francisco.

San Franciso!!! WhooHoooo!

Get the f*** out of here

that's great! Congratulations!

San Franciso!!! WhooHoooo!

I got fired today.

I got fired today. I can't

believe I got fired.

They kept Ephraim and he

misfiles everything.

He filed Watermaker before

Wasserstein.

He's always late to work and he

takes two hour lunch breaks and

the only reason he works

so quickly

is because he's hopped up on

meth.

They fired the girl who never

forgets a birthday.

Who works overtime for free! Who

hand painted one hundred

"I heart my co-worker" coffee

mugs for Valentines day.

And now my BFF is moving away!

It's not fair. It's not

faaaaair!

Bye, b*tch.

Bye, b*tch. I'm drunk.

Bye, Eliott.

Bye.

Byee. Bye pretty boy.

I can't find my other shoe.

Here, I'll help you.

It just vanished. Just Whoosh!

It's been such a hard

couple days.

I...I lost my job and I lost my

boyfriend and I got my period.

Okay. I'll make up the couch.

Come on. Oh!

Ohhh. You guys are so sweet. I'm

sorry I lost my shoe.

Thank you. I'm just gonna miss

her so much.

I know.

Would you like to keep her at

your house until Wednesday?

Yeah, it would really help us.

Uh, we're gonna be moving

and she'll be under our feet...

Are you serious?! I'd love to.

Well, did you hear that?

You're comin' to camp

Jill, Littles.

It's Laila

Mhmm.

Here's her snack bag and her wee

wee pads.

Make sure you have her blankie.

You have the 24 hour emergency

vet number, right?

Don't worry.

Everything will be fine, she'll

be safe with me.

Byeee.

Call me if you need anything!

I will!

Bye!

Bye.

Let's get this ugly sweater off

of you, huh?

Ohhhhh!

Oh my gosh, you know who's

engaged this week?

Should I get engaged?

This is called Juicy Glow.

Do you want to stay and watch TV

with me tonight, Shelby?

No.

Please Shelby?

No!

'Kay.

How much longer do you think?

Because, well, last time you...

didn't leave them in long enough

an-and it didn't really look any

different, and, oh, Kent really

loves highlights.

Five minutes for you.

Three for the dog.

Ya know, if you really want 'im

back...

you outta let me bleach your

a**hole.

How'd you find me?

Your mom told me.

You know, she's really upset

we're not together anymore.

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