Golmaal Returns

Synopsis: Obsessed with day-time TV soaps, Ekta Santoshi starts suspecting her husband, Gopal, of having an affair with an unknown woman. Not satisfied with his explanations, she decides to investigate, setting off a chain of hilarious events. These involve her dumb brother/hair-stylist, Lucky; her sister-in-law, Esha, who loves ACP Madhav Singh Ghai; two individuals both named Anthony Gonsalves; amongst many others that result in a hapless Gopal's arrest for the homicide of his co-worker, Subodh Mehra.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Rohit Shetty
Production: Studio 18
  2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.0
NOT RATED
Year:
2008
135 min
523 Views


Fishy, Fishy.. Everything,s

going to be Fishy.

Fishy, Fishy.. Everything,s

going to be Fishy.

Fishy, Fishy.. Everything,s

going to be Fishy.

Fishy, Fishy.. Everything,s

going to be Fishy.

Let,s carry on with

Fishy Fishy.

Life goes on with Fishy Fishy.

Let,s carry on with

Fishy Fishy.

Fishy, Fishy!

Let,s carry on with

Fishy Fishy.

Life goes on with Fishy Fishy.

Let,s carry on with

Fishy Fishy.

Fishy, Fishy!

So many beautiful faces,

everywhere I look.

But my eyes are stuck on you.

My days are spent thinking

about you.

But how do I spend the nights?

I dream about you.

I yearn for you.

I dream.. - l,m begging you.

I,m right down on my knees.

Is there a vacancy

for somebody like me?

Because I feel that

you are my destiny.

Is there a vacancy?

I,m the best you,ll see.

Because you,re the one for

me, you,re my destiny.

Let,s carry on with

Fishy Fishy.

Life goes on with Fishy Fishy.

Let,s carry on with

Fishy Fishy.

Fishy, Fishy!

Let,s carry on with

Fishy Fishy.

Life goes on with Fishy Fishy.

Let,s carry on with

Fishy Fishy.

Fishy, Fishy!

No, no, no. You don,t

know me at all.

Its great fun.

I don,t trust just anyone.

It takes a lot for

me to believe you.

Here she comes.

- Be mine.

Here she comes.

- Don,t break my heart.

Here she comes.

- l,m begging you..

I,m right down on my knees.

Is there a vacancy

for somebody like me?

Because I feel that

you are my destiny.

Is there a vacancy?

I,m the best you,ll see.

Because I feel that

you are my destiny.

I,m gonna think about it.

There,s no doubt about it.

You are a hunky funky

chunky monkey.

Say it loudly.

It,s Fishy number two.

- Fishy Returns.

Let,s come together.

- Let,s party more.

What what what what,

sing it girls!

Fishy, Fishy.. Everything,s

going to be Fishy.

Fishy, Fishy.. Everything,s

going to be Fishy.

Fishy, Fishy.. Everything,s

going to be Fishy.

Fishy, Fishy.. Everything,s

going to be Fishy.

So many beautiful faces,

everywhere I look.

But my eyes are stuck on you.

My days are spent thinking

about you.

But how do I spend the nights?

Here she comes.

- Be mine.

Here she comes.

- Don,t break my heart.

Here she comes.

- l,m begging you..

I,m right down on my knees.

Is there a vacancy

for somebody like me?

Because I feel that

you are my destiny.

Is there a vacancy?, l,m

the best you,ll see.

Because I feel that

you are my destiny.

Let,s carry on with

Fishy Fishy.

Life goes on with Fishy Fishy.

Let,s carry on with

Fishy Fishy.

Fishy, Fishy!

Let,s carry on with

Fishy Fishy.

Life goes on with Fishy Fishy.

Let,s carry on with

Fishy Fishy.

Fishy, Fishy!

Happy anniversary.

- Same to you.

How come you didn,t bring in

our anniversary last night?

I was watching,Desperate

Housewives,, season five..

..and you obviously couldn,t

miss it, right?

It,s you who missed it.

- What?

Where,s my anniversary gift?

You.. That must,ve hurt.

A little. Your love

acted as pain killer.

Although it would,ve

hurt a lot more..

..had your name been

Pushpanjali Laxmi.

Where,s my gift?

Here you go. A scuba diving suit!

I thought, since you,re into fish

import and export business..

..you should get a chance to

explore the underwater world.

Get into it and let,s

go scuba-diving!

No, you know l,m scared of water.

Besides, the water is freezing!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Gopal, someone,s drowning!

Gopal?

Fishy, Fishy..

Fishy, Fishy..

Thank you so much.

- You,re welcome.

Thank you so much.

So, was the water freezing or hot?

A guy pushed me into the water!

I,m still looking for him..

You,ve really hurt me.

What the hell is this?

Is this why it didn,t hurt?

It did hurt a lot in the start.

I tried very hard, I swear.

But then I stuck a sticker as it,s

the thought behind it that counts.

You stick a sticker for a tattoo

and then stick to a girl! What next?

Some men never change!

Ekta!

What a disaster!

Shut up! I,ve had enough.

I,ve reached my boundary!

Not boundary, sir. You,ve

reached your limit.

Shut up, Sawant! The

boss is always right.

Look over there! What

the hell is that?

Just like every bucket

makes an ocean..

Sir, every drop makes an ocean!

Shut up, Gopal! The boss is

always right. - Yes, sir.

..similarly, every fish

has been accountable..

..in making,Golden fisheries,.

I hear that our company

is under loss.

And all due to carelessness

on your parts!

I,ll soon be reduced to a pauper,

all thanks to you!

I will be out of place nowhere..

..at home everywhere!

No sir, you,re wrong.

You,ll be out of place everywhere,

at home nowhere!

Shut up! The boss is always right.

It was brought to my notice that..

..my old staff is stealing

fish and lobsters.

Peter and Pali have started

their own restaurant..

..called, Prawn,s corner,!

That,s why l,ve decided..

No, sir. Please don,t

sell the company.

If that happens, what will

happen to my SMS..

Shut up, Mr. Subodh! Is SMS-ing

all you can think about?

I,m sure your entire salary

is spent on sending SMS.

Absolutely.

- So, where was l?

I,m going to fire the old

staff and hire new people!

Strictly vegetarians! No

fish-eaters, no fiascos.

correct, sir.

But how can you hire inexperienced

people..

No more discussion!

Gopal and you, start training

fresh new talent.

I don,t want any mistakes.

If the staff is fit, the

company will be a hit!

And that implies to

the three of you!

Good.. Good night, sir!

I hope you heard him, Gopal.

The boss is always right.

I want the recruitment

list by today evening.

Make it quick. And

stay away from him.

Hey! - I hope you heard him.

The boss is always right.

I want the list by today evening.

Bloody SMS!

- Hello! I prepare the list..

..while you party with the loot?!

What loot?

- Oh come on!

You were trying to be David

Hasselhoff of Baywatch!

I,ll get you!

- Mummy!

Who,s in charge on the dock?

- I am. Tell me.

I,m inspector Madhavsingh

Ghai. And you are..

Everybody knows who I am.

I,m Gopalkumar Santoshi.

Nice meeting you.

According to our informers,

along with exporting fish..

..you,re also into exporting

cocaine and heroin.

It,s profitable, but it,s illegal.

I think that it,s your informers

who are into dope.

I see. - You,ve got wrong

information. Please leave.

I will, after conducting a thorough

search of the dock.

Do you have a search warrant?

Yes, show it to him.

Sir..

- Remove it.

Sir? - What? - I forgot

to bring the warrant.

Sorry, sir.

- ldiot!

What do you think you,re doing?

Taking a stroll in the park?

come on, scoot!

Look, you can,t misbehave..

I,ll come back! Hey, who

are you trying to kiss?

I,ll be back with the warrant.

You be ready! -Out!

Security! - Let,s get out!

Get inside everybody.

The psycho!

- Let it go, sir. He,s crazy.

He,s crazy.

Your hair-style..

I missed you, Lucky!

You know, there,s a party

tonight at Mrs. Ujjwala,s.

Big celebrities are going

to grace the event.

And like always, I want

to look different!

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