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Synopsis: Gopal, Lucky, Madhav and Laxman - four guys bound together by their child-like notoriety, aimlessness and petty business of conning people for fun and money. Laxman is an intelligent student who is not allowed to pass by his mischievous band of friends Gopal, Madhav and mute Lucky. This is because all four friends use his hostel room to conduct their activities. He is peer-pressured into running a series of scams in order to earn himself and his friends some money. Once thrown out of college bag-n-baggage, the naughty foursome finds refuge in the bungalow of a blind couple as their grandson. A cat mouse game unfolds as Laxman's body and Gopal's voice makes for Sameer (The grandson from US). Each time the blinded Dadaji comes amidst them, hilarious situations arise Enter Nirali with a bath towel and the group now have time, place and 'resources' to fall in love. Their individual efforts at winning the lady's heart, fail, resulting in rib tickling comic scenes. Apart from their amorous i
Genre: Action, Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Rohit Shetty
  1 win & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.4
Year:
2006
150 min
182 Views


..what all schemes did

you all bring to me?

''Sir, buy this lighter, you

will get a free flat.''

''Sir, buy this telephone, you

will get a refrigerator free.''

''Sir, get this AC, your electricity

will be free!''

Am l a fool! Do you all

think that l am a fool!

Even a fool is a small

word for you all.

l am.. you.. you have thought

of me.. as that.. - Chu..

Keep quiet. Keep quiet! ldiots!

Get out! Get out!

You all are worse than even Saturn.

Even Saturn is over someone

for only for 7 1/2 years.

You all are over me

from past 10 years!

You all made me crazy!

l have gone crazy!

Because of you all l am

suffering from acidity.

l will have a heart attack!

''You told Rosy madam that l

have gone bald, didn't you?''

Yes! Yes l have gone bald..

l have gone bald!

What will you do? What will you do?

l have gone bald.. - Sir..-

Gone bald! - Sir.. - Get out!

Get.. get.. get out.

- There is a new scheme.

A car free on underwear.

''Not on this, on an un.. - Get out!

- Why do you get angry, sir?''

Talk with some manners.

We will leave.

''Get out. Please, get out.

- Come.''

Yes l am. l have become.

lf l will stay with you all then

l will even become a donkey!

Sir.

- What is it?

''You bought the paper and got

passed! - Sir, one minute, sir.''

You bought the paper and got passed!

''Sir.. sir. - Sir, why me..

- Get lost from here!''

Get out.. get out!

l am ruined because of you all.

What will l tell my mother?

Poor woman used to work

in a collector's house.

She dreamt that even l should

study and be a collector.

Why do you need to study

to become a collector?

You are anyway our collector.

You only collect our money.

l don't want to ruin myself further.

''l will go to my village, atleast

l have my own house to stay.''

Yes. lt's a great thing

to have a house.

But what's the use of that house..

..where parents are after

killing each other.

lt's better to be homeless

than have such a house.

Yes hostel is good atleast

l get good..

..sleep sleeping close

to Mallika Sherawat.

l lost my sleep when l was small.

My father had two wives.

One was my mother.

And the other of the neighbor.

Sou(100).. teal(oil)

sou.. sou.. teal..

..sou teal.. souteali(step).

Her kids used to make

fun of my dumbness.

You still had a house.

l neither had a house nor family.

When l came to my senses l

was in Jhamnadas orphanage.

First l used to think that

Jhamnadas only is my father.

Then l later got to know that

Jhamnadas expired when small.

His father had made this orphanage

in his remembrance.

Then send them into an orphanage.

They won't take you

all in even there.

l don't want to stay with

you all. l am going.

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Neeraj Vora

Neeraj Vora (22 January 1963 – 14 December 2017) was an Indian film director, writer, actor and composer from Gujarat. He made a mark in Bollywood with his work as a writer for Aamir Khan's film Rangeela. His directorial debut was Khiladi 420 in 2000. Later in 2006, he wrote and directed Phir Hera Pheri. He suffered a stroke in October 2016, putting him in coma. He was working on Hera Pheri 3 before he went into coma and died on 14 December 2017 at 3 a.m. in Criti Care hospital, Mumbai. more…

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