Goliyon Ki Rasleela Ram-Leela Page #3

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...we won't let him take Leela away.

You mean Leela won't

stay with her in-laws?

Let me tell you,

this kind of possessiveness

for your sister is ridiculous.

I also left my maternal

home post marriage.

So am I not possessive

about you as well?

Kanjibhai!

Attending your Baa and your sister's

whims and fancies all day long...

...how will we ever make babies?

Kanji bhai, Baa is calling you!

Go and tell Baa,

Kanji will meet her after half...

...no, one hour.

Ujjwal, why has Kanji not come yet?

He is on his way,Hujoor.

This year's chilli crop

seems extremely fiery...

Bhavanimtaste and tell.

Baa

Baa you asked for me?

Pranaam!(Blessings).

You have been home for a while and now

you find the time to come and see me?

Baa, actually...

I know what happens behind

those closed doors all day long...

...when will we see the result of it?

Anyways, what about the proposal

which has come for my Leela?

He is an NRI, Baamgood,

simple guy...this is his photo.

Never mind the photo...

call him over for Holi.

So Bhavani, what say?

Now use this fire...

magainst the Rajadis.

We've held these Rajadis

on a leash for 25 years,

but now their guns are blaring.

Do me a favor let's play Holi...

Go away...Move!

Stop it all of you sex-starved

losersmcome on...today is Holi!

Why wasting time watching porn,

when we can real fun outside!

Oh go away!

The main scene is going on...

Hey Ram bhai, Keshav is going

to get married soon, let him watch...

...he needs bedroom lessons otherwise

he will be clueless on his first night!

What are friends for? We will

reach in time to do the needful.

Bhaimbhai...

Come on...today we will celebrate your

bachelor party in the Sanera Mansion!

What?

Obviously...we have already

enjoyed all the Rajadi girls.

Are you crazy? Has any

Rajadi ever gone there before?

We will go...

trust me the first time is the best.

Celebrate Holi with the enemy?

Rubbish!

If anyone sees us there,

they will shoot us on the spot!

We are not afraid, Baapla.

You loser! There is only one

kind of gun needed to play Holi...

...and that everyone has, right?

Of course!!!

Anyways, no one will

recognize us in the chaos...

...don't worry...we are safe.

I guarantee it.

Come on now...l will pay

for the next two porn films...

...let's go,

I can't control it anymore!

And see...

Watch out all of you Sanera girls,

I am coming!

Happy Holi!

You betrayed us to the Rajadis?!

You coward! I swear, I will kill you!

Baa...

Welcome...Please com e. - Hey...

Baa, meet Karsanbhai,

our future son-in-law. - Welcome.

Good evening, Baa.

God bless...Please take a seat.

- No, I'm fine.

You have come all the way

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