Going Our Way Page #7

If he's to dumb or too shy

you have to encourage him

several times before he dares

to make a move. - Yeah.

It's all in there:

'How to spark his interest. '

I'm sweating here

because of you, losers.

Do some chopping yourselves!

- Be quiet, Muscles,

we're trying to think of a good

skit. Any ideas coming from you?

Muscles? That's a good name

for him. OK, Muscles,

suggest something. - Come on,

skits are for kids!

What if Cutie did a striptease?

- That would be hilarious!

He needs heavy make-up, girls.

Don't spare the lipstick.

Good job, girls!

You'll be a star, I swear.

- Stop shooting, please.

More lip-gloss!

She's fainted again.

That's some kind of lepsy,

nobody knows which one.

It's going to rain. - Great,

no need to wash the dishes.

Our automatic dishwasher.

Big White Butt... I like it,

sounds like an Apache name.

Traitor!

And I like the rhymes,

they could make up a nice song.

Let's sing!

All together now...

"Oh, Big White Butt... "

Come on, everybody sing!

"Oh, Big White Butt,

You're fat, indeed...

Fat like a pig!

Whoever has to carry you... "

This is so funny, isn't it?

"Really suffers too!

'Cause you're fat like a pig... "

OK, we've had some fun,

but from now on

I don't want to hear that song

even again! Is that clear?

There... I'd really like to know

which Apache wrote this crap.

Jake? Who wrote it?

I assumed it was you.

It's written all over your face.

Listen, you poet,

insults will not be tolerated.

I was only joking. - You'll be

washing dishes every day

for the rest of our stay here.

Ha, ha, how funny is that?

Leader Greg, what's new?

Down in the south,

a bomb killed 17 people,

- Dismissed!

Don't report such shocking news

in front of the kids.

They should learn

what the world is like.

They can't understand

such things, don't you get it?

I don't understand them either.

How about sticking to weather

forecasts? Any more showers coming?

No, the pressure front

is slightly dropping,

but the next front won't reach us

for at least a couple of days.

Young ladies,

you're about to witness

the lighting of a miraculous

bonfire - an invention

of a legendary scouts' unit.

We, groundhogs, are proud

to carry on the tradition.

This fire will last for hours

without having to add any

extra wood to it.

It'll burn till morning.

In the old scouts' tradition

the most beautiful girl gets

the honor to light the fire.

Therefore, our main engineer

of the pile will select a belle

that will have the honor

to light the fire.

Those are juniper twigs,

for special effects.

Wow, like pyrotechnics. Cool.

So, how about you?

Any hobbies? - Nothing special,

just rhythmic gymnastics.

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