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# Do you let them watch TV

# And feed them

chips and cake for tea?

# Or do you give them salad

for supper?

# Once a week,

I serve 'em pizza

# From the freezer

frozen treats

# I'm a bad, bad mother

# Mama walks the shores

of Devon

# My shoe size is five

# And she wears seven

# I'm just a lonely cowgirl

with the blues

# With an aching need

to fill my mama's shoes

# Do they play

the violin yet?

# Do they run

the minute mile yet?

# Are they much more gifted

than the others?

# Whoo!

# They just like

to play the fool

# And run around in a circle

# I'm a bad, bad, bad, bad,

bad mother

# Do your babies

read and write?

# Do they sleep sound at night?

# Do they play

in the fresh air?

# And if they don't,

do you really care? #

- # Whoo!

- # Aaaah!

# Whoo-hod.!

- # Whoo-hoo!

- # Whoo!

# Whoo-hod.!

# My mama walks

the hills of heaven

# My shoe size is five

# And she wore seven

# I'm just a lonely cowgirl

- # With the blues

- # Mama's shoes

# With an aching need

# To fill my mama's

# Shoes

# Oh, mama's shoes

# Whoo!

- # Hey-hey, hey-hey

- # Hills of heaven

- # Hoo-hoo-hoo

- # Hills of heaven... #

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Oh, I feel much better now

that I've shared that with you.

I'd feel even better

if I knew you were watching.

So please log on.

Let me know what you think.

Oh! Hang on!

- Hi.

- Hi.

I'm Neil.

I'm Neil from CCI.

Computer Care International.

Oh, I thought you worked

at the supermarket.

I do.

Right. Well, come on in.

Uh, you need some keywords

for the search engines

so people can find you.

Like 'singer'

or, you know, 'singing songs'.

- Ooh! 'Sink songs'.

- 'Sing songs'?

No, 'sink songs'.

Oh, I get it. 'Sink songs'.

- Mmm.

- Oh, OK. Yeah.

Anything else?

Um, other keywords.

'Desperate housewife'.

'Songs from kitchen'.

'Domestic prisoner's

musical breakout'.

I don't know, Neil.

Any suggestions?

No, no, no, no,

th-that's great, yeah.

Uh, um... You can have,

like, a ringtone thing too.

For what?

To let you know

when people are logging on.

So each time someone logs on,

you hear...

Quack-quack.

Neigh!

But there's a lot

to choose from.

Or you could make your own.

Oh, I think animal sounds

are brilliant.

I've got your camstream

now linked up with YouTube

and Facebook and MySpace.

That's great. That's wonderful.

- How much do I owe you?

- No, no. Nothing. It's...

It's free for you.

Uh, I mean,

there's a special on.

- F-first visit is free.

- Oh.

No charge.

What about

Computer Care International?

Won't they be cross?

Oh, um... They are me.

I am it. I am...

...Computer Care International.

Careful, darling.

Oh, darling. Come here.

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