Goal of the Dead Page #4

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I don't know what's

got into them.

You stop here, I'm afraid.

No cameras while we're talking.

Clear?

But I just have a

question for Sam.

What for? To upset

him even more?

Hey, kiddo. It's a guy thing.

Smiles don't work.

It takes balls.

Well, Fred, kiddo,

that's not gonna happen.

Ok, so what do we do?

We'll profile the

locals to keep busy.

I was here 17 years ago

for the game against Paris.

The French cup.

We were a whisker

away from winning.

It was right down to the wire.

Of course, we lost our striker.

Yes, Sam Lorit.

It was something.

He went to Paris, so obviously,

we were left with a bad

taste in our mouths

because he lost us that

match, he really did.

He used to hit me, right there.

More than once.

He chased me too,

but I liked him.

- You knew him well.

- I did, but that was in high school.

- It leaves a mark.

- It does.

This is what Lorit's gonna get!

Take that!

Bitter, yeah, you

could say that.

He was very fit, even then.

He f***ed everyone, anyway.

- Very athletic.

- Don't lay it on too thick.

- I'm talking sport with the lady.

- I think she gets it.

Come on, Caplongue!

Who's your best player

since Lorit left?

Jeannot, he's a hard man.

He's a man of his word.

Jeannot's worth 10

Lorits, 100 even.

He's a real man.

Lorit!

- Excuse me, sir.

- Not now.

- Are you supporting Caplongue tonight?

- He hasn't got time!

Just a question about Sam Lorit.

Go bother someone else.

That'll do, cut.

Wow, they really hate Lorit.

It's a good story.

Seems the guy deflowered all

the girls before leaving.

And all the dads, brothers

and husbands are after him.

That's your story.

Fascinating.

What do we do?

Come on.

Tonight at Lagrippe

Stadium, come and support

your favourite team, Caplongue.

Lorit! Nice welcoming committee!

How come they love you so much?

- Can't you leave me alone?

- I like you too much.

OK, guys, let's focus.

There's no such thing

as a minor game.

This is huge for them.

So no cruising out

there, I want action!

Listen to the instructions

and concentrate.

How can I help the team?

What can I do? Who's with me?

That's what soccer's all about!

Simple as that.

Tonight, let's hear the

Lagrippe faithful. Hip, hip!

Hooray!

I'm so exited!

- You OK?

- Fine.

OK, Joao,

solid.

Xavier, up front,

feed your partner.

Souleiman, you're to soft.

Asem, same as last time,

only better!

You Parks, move up quick

and support the wingers.

Weren't there three of them?

Sh*t! We lost one.

We'll have to do without.

Guys, let's do it right.

We've still got a few games

to end on a good note.

I know it's the transfer season,

and some of you have got

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