Goal! Page #4

- Aye. I fix them. Restore them.

Listen. There'll not be anyone

at the club till ten o'clock.

So why don't you get yourself something

to eat? Some breakfast or something?

- Yeah.

- Do you have any money?

No. But I'm OK.

- No. I can't.

- It's OK.

Take it. Turn right.

Just for now.

Here. Mate. Watch the ball.

Oh. No.

Hey. Mister. Can we have wor ball back?

- Quite tasty.

- Aye. If you work in a circus.

- I'm done. Sorry. Here.

- Nice one.

I hear some players

have a problem with Gavin Harris.

- Divvent like his attitude.

- Aye.

Well. Three clubs in five years

should tell you something.

I think he's better playing on the inside.

If he's in a mood. He gets lost out wide.

Aye. Right enough. Like.

What are you looking at?

Sorry. But you're

talking about soccer. Right?

- No.

- Football?

Oh. Aye. Yeah.

That's all there is to talk about.

- Where are you from. Son?

- Los Angeles.

Oh. Aye? You know Charlize Theron?

She's a cracker. Like.

- What are you doing up here?

- I have a tryout for Newcastle United.

- A trial. Like? Howay.

- Are you serious. Lad?

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe today. Actually.

You wanna lay off the black pudding. Son.

- What is it exactly?

- You don't want to know.

Football's a religion here. London has any

number of teams. Same in the Midlands.

Manchester. You've got two. Liverpool.

You've got two. Glasgow's got two.

Up here. Though. It's just the Toon.

There she is.

- Is that the manager?

- Erik Dornhelm. Mr Dornhelm.

He can be intimidating.

Look him in the eye.

I don't think my look will make a difference.

- It'll be my feet.

- Mr Dornhelm. Excuse me. Glen Foy.

This is the young man

I was telling you about.

- Hi.

- He's from Los Angeles.

Santiago Munez.

When was this?

When I phoned you

in the middle of the night.

You promised to give him a trial.

Yes. One minute. Please.

Like that?

Score a hat trick. You can have it.

I'm sure you have a watch and I'm

absolutely sure it's an expensive one.

What time does it say?

Sorry. Boss. I was dropping a shirt off

for a sick kid in hospital.

The PR people should have had a camera.

Would have been a really good photo op.

That. I think. Is bullshit. There are six

journalists inside. Waiting for 15 minutes.

Get in there.

- And today. You train with the reserves.

- Oh. F...

- Where do you play?

- Los Angeles.

I meant position.

Yeah. For my team. I play up front.

But I prefer midfield.

That way. I see more of the ball.

Get him over to the training ground.

Let's see what he's got.

Will do. Thank you very much.

Hey. I'll be around.

Oh. You're there.

How are you feeling. Son?

- OK.

- Good. Mal Braithwaite. Club coach.

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