Go Go Tales Page #3

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night and by 8:
30 we're empty!

What are we going to do?

Times are changing; we have to

change with them.

These Chinese guys are the future...

we have to rethink the demographics

of our audience.

Maybe more advertising in Midtown -

a lot of Chinese tourists in town now.

Here's a good idea: on Thursday and

Friday we have a "2-fer".

-"2-fer"?

- Yeah, they buy 1 and you give them 1.

It's not necessary - you talk like we're

going under or something.

Why give away when it's coming to us?

Just be patient. It's coming our way;

it's coming our way!

I've got a little surprise for you

later tonight.

Ray, you're the boss and what you

say I'll do.

Hey, Luigi? I had dinner with Charlie

Manson last night.

And you know what he said?

- What?

"Is it hot in here or am I crazy?"

- You know who I had dinner with?

-Who?

Jeffrey Dahmer.

- Really, and what'd he say?

"Who you gonna eat?"

Jesus Christ!

Thank you, Baron.

What's going on? I heard there's a

problem.

Do I look like a f***ing gangster?

Do I look like a gangster?

Monroe treats me like a gangster;

I'm a chef.

I'm a chef that prepares organic hot dogs.

- So why does he treat me like this?

- What's going on?

The dog ate my hot dogs!

- I'll take care of it.

- Now she wants to bring it in the kitchen!

- Not in the kitchen!

- It already happened!

- I'll make sure the dog stays out of here.

- Please. Thank you.

And besides, the Health Department...

We could keep it outside maybe,

where the girls smoke.

We can't have that, man.

The dog cannot be within 100 feet of

the kitchen.

I'll take care of it.

- Feel secure.

- I know you have my back.

- I do.

- By the way, how's the reality show coming?

We're very close. We have some

people interested;

its a fresh idea and they like you

very much.

And they love these hot dogs.

Wait - I've got to deep-fry and

microwave it.

No, I like it like this.

Like eating sushi.

It may seem like Nobu, but

is better than Kobe beef.

I have a cousin who's in the

record business...

...do you want to invest?

- No, I'm not interested.

I wanted to talk to you later about a

food court idea...

...something I've been thinking about.

Don't worry, I'll take care of the dog.

- Ray!

- Lillian, you look radiant.

Cut the crap, Ray!

Think any of these band could play

the Hora?

- The Hora?

- Jay, you never went to a Bar Mitzvah?

I don't think a strip club is the

place for a Bar Mitzvah.

Tough sh*t!

Why should I pay for a hall when

I own one right here?

Why try to be something we're not?

Especially when there's money around

the corner.

Yeah, at Chase Manhattan where you

guys don't have an account!

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