Gnomeo and Juliet Page #5

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- No, don't think so.

- No, no... That one!

- Oh! What's this?

Are you losing the war in your garden?

Well, brother, maybe it's time

for a secret weapon.

Terrafirminator!

It's the most ruthless, 500-horsepower,

grass-dominating piece of hardware

the world has ever seen!

Terrafirminator!

It's unnecessarily powerful!

Now with 75 percent more power!

- It clears!

- Clears!

- It digs!

- Digs!

- It mows!

- Mows!

Your lawn will be afraid to grow!

Terrafirminator!

It's a weapon of grass destruction!

Terrafirminator will not

inhibit grass from growing.

Not recommended for residential use,

brother.

That one!

Oh, my.

Pick... that one!

Please, please, pick that one!

- Oh, dear.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah...

That's a bit in your face.

This is more my speed.

Meow.

Oh! Not the Kitten Clipper! Oh, no.

Definitely not.

Huh?

Ow!

- Juliet? There you are.

- Hi, Dad.

I've been ruminating

about our little discussion yesterday.

- But I was just...

- What you need is compan-man-ship.

Someone to look after you.

Who'll keep you safe.

- What?

- You know Paris, don't you?

Yes. Yes, of course. Why?

- He's come to pay you a visitation.

- Dad!

All right, all right. No one would ever

say I don't know when I'm not wanted.

- Toodles!

- Got something for you.

Here it is. Gypsophila. Lovely.

What does it mean?

It means "lover of chalk."

Although, ironically, it grows better

in a clay soil. It's weird.

You think you got it down,

and then, bam, you do some reading,

it turns out it likes clay soil,

even though you thought it was

a lover of chalk. Weird.

Right. Well, it's been

terribly nice speaking with you.

Where are you going? Stop! No!

Obviously, do whatever you want.

But my point was, surely, it's a bit

rude to leave me on a first date.

- "First date"?

- Yeah.

- I thought, what does a boyfriend...

- "Boyfriend"?

...get his girlfriend?

- "Girlfriend"?

Ooh! This is good!

A small token of my affection.

Oh. Wow.

Juliet, do you realize what this is?

It is my own hybrid

of foxglove and buttercup...

- A love triangle!

...which I call "foxbutt."

And you! I never knew you were

such a devil!

No, I mean, you know,

I've got my dark side, sure.

Hey there, Juliet.

What a name. It's a great name.

Goes with your... eyes.

You're looking really cool.

You're looking good.

Did it hurt when you fell down

from heaven?

That's a killer, man.

Yeah, no. You're looking cool. Yeah.

- How's it going with you, baby?

- Oh, I'm fine, baby. How are you?

Uh... uh...

Never better.

Huh?

Do you think anyone heard that?

There's nobody here.

- Then why are you whispering?

- Why are you whispering?

Oh! Look at that!

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