Gnomeo and Juliet Page #3

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A Red.

Why, of all things,

did she have to be a Red?

So, where is the oh-so-important,

life-changing orchid?

Um... Um...

What... What orchid?

What?

Hmm?

Shut up! You met a boy!

What? No. Well, maybe, sort of. Um...

Yes. Yes, I did.

I need details! And go slowly!

- Is he totally gorgeous?

- Totally.

Does he have a nice rotund belly?

Well, let's call it sturdy.

And his, uh...

His hat is, um...

- Big and pointy?

- And...

...you know,

I suppose in a certain light,

you might say it looks sort of... blue.

Blue.

Ah! This is one of your little jokes!

No, I don't get it.

Oh! Flipping, flaming Nora!

She's smooching the face off a Blue!

Shh! Please shush, Nanette. Just zip it.

Zip.

Oh! Juliet! This is fantastic!

- Is it?

- It's doomed.

- What?

- A Red and a Blue.

It just can't be.

So it's a doomed love,

and that's the best kind.

You'll never see him again.

And then one day when you die,

you'll be all...

"Oh, my true love. I only saw him once."

I'll only see... What do you mean...

What are you chatting about "once,"

I'll only see him once?

How romantically tragic.

Your love is doomed. Your love is dead.

Your love is doomed. Your love is dead.

It's doomed. Dead.

- I'll only see him once?

- Doomed!

I've never seen

Lord Redbrick so riled up.

We have to find Gnomeo. Let's split up.

I wish I could quit you.

Hmm!

Oh, well, let's go fishing.

All right, boy.

Go find Gnomeo.

Doomed. Dead.

Doomed. Dead. Doomed. Dead.

O Gnomeo, Gnomeo,

are we really doomed, Gnomeo,

to never see each other again?

Why must you wear a blue hat?

Why couldn't it be red like my father,

or... or green like a leprechaun?

Or purple like, um... like, uh...

like some weird guy?

I mean, what's in a gnome? Because

you're blue, my father sees red,

and because I'm red, I'm feeling blue.

Oh. At any rate, that shouldn't be

the thing to keep us apart, should it?

No! No, it shouldn't!

I couldn't have said it better myself!

Oh, my giddy aunt. Did you just hear

all of that? What are you doing here?

I don't know. Um... I came here to...

Well, I don't know,

I just wanted to see you again.

Are you crazy?

If Dad finds you,

he'll bury you under the patio!

Find me. You kidding?

"Stealth" is my middle name.

No! Quick! Turn it off!

I'm trying!

- Do something!

- The button's stuck! Come on.

Aah! Juliet!

It won't turn off!

- There's something behind you!

- Shroom!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Juliet, what's with the...?

Ooh! You look like a fun-gi.

- Excuse me, a little help here.

- My dad's coming.

So, you must be Gnomeo.

Lovely to meet you... in the 30 seconds

before you're discovered and killed.

- Quick, hide.

- Juliet,

I've told you before,

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