Girls Trip Page #7

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- You're welcome.

No, no, f*** that. You got to

do it like a Brazilian wax...

just yank everything out at once.

Now, she gonna feel like

her uterus is on the paper,

and she gonna scream,

but it's way better than

waterboarding the b*tch.

Can we at least wait till

we get back to the room?

Can we agree on that?

So, we have the most amazing suite

at the Monteleone,

VIP passes to all the parties,

and great seats at the

Superdome for New Edition,

Maxwell, and Doug E. Fresh!

And we are going to eat!

Damn the calories.

- Yup!

- Oh, yes, yes!

I'm gonna kill somebody.

What?

Now, I do have some obligations,

but the truth is this weekend

is all about the Flossy Posse.

We're gonna be staying up late,

drinking, making memories that we can

laugh about the rest of our lives,

- because that is what a girls trip is for.

- Yeah, word.

- YOLO.

- Ooh, I got to hide a b*tch body.

And gossip.

No secrets. I want all the dirt.

B*tch, your man is sleeping

with a Instagram skank.

You just had to say something, didn't you?

That was an opening.

That's God. Recognize.

Come on, Ryan. I need to...

I got to show you something.

Mmm.

Ryan, I don't... I don't

really know what to say.

You know we're here for

you for whatever you need.

Don't worry, boo.

I'm-a put hands on him.

I'm talking hot grits,

extension cords, Timberland boots.

I'm-a f*** up that

b*tch's Instagram account,

I'm-a put two Q-tips

in his pee-pee hole

and I'm-a walk 'em

around. I'm-a just wipe...

I'm-a just swipe in that thing

and I'm-a yank 'em out!

And then I'm-a stick

my fingers up in his ass

and tell him I'm checking his prostate,

but really I'm-a yank his balls

out the back of that motherf***er.

And then I'm-a put my fist

so far up his ass,

I'm-a pull his heart out

through that motherf***er and I'm-a

"nabi da Shakti de" that sh*t.

Just...

And then I'm-a stick my

fingers back up in his ass

and then I'm-a twirl 'em around

and see if that make

him giggle a little bit.

You know, 'cause I like to

make a motherf***er laugh

when I hurt him, you know what I'm saying?

Well, that's not necessary, Dina.

Really, honestly,

I've known about this

for a few months, so...

The f***? You into that sh*t?

No. Dina, come on.

Obviously I was very upset, but...

Stewart and I are in counseling,

and we're working through it.

Well, look at Tha... That is fantastic.

I am so glad to hear that. Good for you.

Thank you, Lis. You know,

Stewart and I are a team, you know?

Yeah, he's made some mistakes,

but that's in the past.

No, it's not.

This picture was taken last night.

Mmm...

Well, I don't believe that, Sasha.

And you know what... I really...

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