Girl Walks Into a Bar Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 2011
- 80 min
- 239 Views
with what the consensus of the day,
would surely deem an
extraordinary behind
and a practiced strut.
That would be me, stage name... Trix.
Catholic name... Teresa Augustina,
preferred name... Teri.
One look at me, all supple
youth and feline affectation,
neither stand out nor blend in.
Appearing by all conventional notions
to simply be one more apathetic
skin-trade participant.
The type of girl with
little or no connection
to the bra burning
activists of yesteryear.
Lucky you, says dare number one.
Dare number two occupies
a more private place.
Although here the term
private is relative,
like all my lucid
revelations are relative,
like my loathing for
gentlemen such as this one,
is relative.
What do you say I take you
far away from all these creeps
and I show you a dozen tricks
I can do with my tongue?
Loathsome because, well,
it's just hideous how he
assumes everybody else is a creep
but not him and his
horrifying invitation.
And relative because I'm pretty
sure he's my second cousin.
However, none of this
occupies my thoughts
as I apply my war
paint and tuck and cover
all my fetishized bits,
those parts deemed the most exciting
in the fashion of the moment.
No, what occupies my
thoughts is the reminder
that I'm not a woman of action.
I'm a woman of will,
but I can't believe in my
will unless I act from it.
Onstage is where I truly
come alive, where I shine,
where I kick serious ass.
You're coming for drinks after, right?
I can't tonight, sorry.
This is the highlight of my day.
The rest is paste.
When their eyes and
crotches are hot-wired
to my every tiniest single move,
that's when I stop time
and I become myself, the real me.
Theresa the Astonishing!
But you already knew that.
Cunning feats of mentalism
and supernatural amusements
performed with the drop of a hat.
Theresa the Astonishing can tell
with the blink of an eye
that Ricky here is obsessed
with his neighbor Colette
and that her complete dismissal
of his pathetic advances
has caused him to purchase
to slip into her drink later tonight.
That Jimmy is secretly, deeply in love
with his best friend Roger,
even though he's assisted
his sociopathic friend
more than once in bashing what
Roger here so sweetly calls,
"Dumb-ass homo pussies."
That Emir Horsain beats his mistress.
raped his wife repeatedly.
That Marko Castillano is
deep-down a sensitive man
who could potentially
learn to respect women,
but then he does that and you realize
he's got a Way to go
Maybe he doesn't need
all this trust fund cash.
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