Girl on a Bicycle Page #3

to see what was making the swirls,

when all of a sudden"--

"The chocolates began coming

out faster and faster.

They sped by him so quickly, they seemed

to be running on legs of their own."

D' accord'?

[ Paolo ] And this is the

famous Louvre Museum.

Once a royal fortress

in the 13th century,

now it's considered one of the

most famous museums in the world.

Not difficult. I mean, they got

all these Italian paintings.

They got Leonardo,

they got Michelangelo,

Caravaggio, Giotto,

et cetera, et cetera.

Many of which, by the way, were stolen

from Italy. Huh! What are you gonna do?

[Bell Tolling]

Beautiful doesn't even

begin to describe her.

She was like, um,

perfect.

She had, uh--

She was radiating in light.

Am I missing something

here, brother?

Aren't you getting

married to Greta?

She smiled at me.

Well, she's been waiting three

years for you to propose.

I'm amazed she didn't

yodel Beethoven.

Not Greta. The girl on the

bicycle smiled at me.

Which Beethoven? I don't know, man.

One of his operas.

Look. You gotta forget about this girl

on the bicycle, Paolo, all right'?

It wasn't just a smile.

[Car Alarm Chirps]

Merda! I've gotta get

this girl out of my head.

I know, I know.

Yeah. You have, right?

So let's say good-bye to the beautiful girl on

the bicycle with the gorgeous smile, right'?

See you later.

Ta-ta. Adios. Ciao.

Ta-ta, ciao, ciao. Done.

Away from my head.

She gone?

She's out of my head.

Good!

I promise.

Very good. She's out of my head. I'm

never gonna mention her anymore.

Well done.

I'm done.

[ Moaning ]

[ Bicycle Bell Rings]

Okay, are you waving

at me, Paolo?

No.

I was stretching my arm.

No, you were waving at me.

I wasn't aware I was waving. Like, I don't

know. Maybe I was caught up in the moment.

I won't wave anymore.

Can't call her. Her husband's

back in town for the weekend.

Did I tell you

she waved at me?

Who? Oh, don't tell me.

The girl on the f***in' bicycle.

Can't call her. She's dead now.

I waved back.

I also waved at Greta

though.

Greta was on the bicycle, too, was she?

I thought she was in Munich.

I'm talking about yesterday.

Me and Greta-- we were

having sex, and I waved.

Hmm. You were having sex with Greta while

you were waving at the girl on the bicycle?

No.

Greta was on top of me. I thought it was

the girl on the bicycle, so I waved.

Paolo,

can I ask you something?

Have you gone

totally f***in' bonkers?

You think I want this?

It just happened.

This girl has possessed me

completely.

- I don't know if you noticed.

- Oh, yeah. I've noticed.

.R[Pop]

[Woman ] I Come on, let's

play Let's go outside I

Okay, sweetheart. Now,

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