Girl Crazy Page #6

I'd like to very much,

but I've already wired my father.

You're missing some mighty fine

singing.

Yes, sir.

Ginger's got plenty of snap.

I'm sure Mr. Churchill would find it

rather dull.

Would you like me to drive you

to the junction?

I don't...

It will be a pleasure.

I don't want you to miss that train.

- Thank you very much.

- Don't mention it.

It's very nice of you...

So long, junior.

See you in the pool room.

Just ask for Polly.

So long, Polly. Watch your crackers.

Nice day, isn't it?

Nice day yesterday.

What do you think the chances are

for tomorrow?

Say, you by any chance aren't related

to Harpo Marx, are you?

There's something I have to tell you.

And if I don't tell you,

I'm gonna hate myself.

I'll bet you'd be the only one.

You are the most precocious,

overconfident, spoiled young man...

...I've ever had the misfortune to meet.

- I think you're cute too.

- As an added attraction, you're a quitter.

Why, you've been eating ice cream

with a silver spoon...

...in a nice fat college for a long time

that when you get out here...

...with plain people, you run for cover.

Wait a minute. Now it's my turn.

Did anyone tell you

that you've got a face...

...like a two-week vacation with pay?

Did anyone ever tell you...

...you've got a nose cute enough

to write a song about?

Did anyone tell you when a girl like you

starts talking about a fellow like me...

...it means only one thing, that

you're falling madly in love with him?

Did anyone ever tell you

that a fellow in my state of mind...

...is apt to kiss a girl

in your state of mind?

- I dare you.

- You what?

- I double-dare you.

- Double?

- You did it.

- I did?

Why, it's funny.

I didn't even notice it.

Have some pity on an Easterner

Show a little sympathy

No one possibly could be sterner

Than you have been with me

Now, there's a job that I'm applying for

Let me put it to you thus

It's a partnership I'm dying for

Mr. And Mrs. Us

Now, before you file it on the shelf

Let me tell you of myself

Oh, I'm the chappie to make you happy

I'll tie your shoesies

And chase your bluesies

Oh, lady, would you?

Oh, lady, could you use me?

Now, I'd shake the mat out

And put the cat out

I'd clean the garret and feed the parrot

Oh, lady, would you?

Oh, tell me. Could you use me?

Oh, do you realize what a good man

You're getting in me

I'm no Elk or Mason or Woodman

Who gets home at 3

The girls who see me

Grow soft and dreamy

But I'm a gander who won't philander

Oh, could you use me?

Because I certainly could use you

There's a chap I know in Mexico

Who's as strong as he can be

Eating nails and drinking Texaco

He is the type for me

There is one in California

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