Girl, Boy, Bakla, Tomboy Page #4

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Are you really a janitor

or a guidance counselor?

I don't know.

And how were you able to know

that I'm a barrio lass?

You're not a barrio lass...

You're a barrio lad.

How rude!

Just because you're Chinese...

How did you know I'm Chinese?

There. Looks like

I'm going to be lucky today.

How rude!

You know, I'm also a fortune-teller.

Really? What's my fortune?

You'll get imprisoned!

How rude!

You're rude!

You're also rude!

You started it!

You're ruder!

- You're rude!

- Rude!

Who's ruder?

You're rude!

You should have worn underwear there!

- You're ruder!

- We're both rude!

Yes, we're both rude.

Okay, we're all rude.

Just a second.

Ma'am, check out our watches.

They're all original. Made in USA.

This one?

Here.

Mark, when you get hired today,

I hope you can ask for an advance.

We don'! have enough money for food

and for Panying's medicine.

Take care. Love you.

Miss, may I see that?

And that gold one.

How about that one?

That silver one.

Here's the silver one.

Wait, Ma'am.

This one, Sir?

Ma'am, have you picked one?

No. I changed my mind.

I want a wall clock.

Is that so? They have it there.

Thank you.

Thanks.

One, two...

Hi, Sir!

Sir, you get surprised so easily!

Who won't get surprised?

I look like this and you call me "sir"?

Why, Sir?

We have the same hairdo.

Sir, I think that's him.

Tall, wearing a yellow top, long hair.

That's him! That's him!

Faster! Catch him!

There's a shoplifter in your area.

Tall, wearing yellow.

A woman... A man... No! No!

A gay! Gay!

What's happening?

Copy, Sir!

Excuse me. Are you gay?

You want a fight?

Do I look gay? Do I look gay?

Negative, negative.

He's not here, Sir.

Have mercy on me!

Here. This one. And another one.

These are what you've stolen.

Sir, I'm so sorry.

It's just that my sister is sick.

Take his picture.

Good.

Sir, aren't you going to

post this around the mall?

Yes.

I don't look good in this outfit.

So what do you want to happen?

Can I just change my outfit?

There are lots of nice clothes there.

So that I look good

in the picture. Selfie, selfie.

Just make it quick.

Sir, can I change for the last time?

So I'll look more fabulous

in the poster.

That's enough.

I'll look more fabulous there, Sir!

Last one, please.

Fine! Make it quick!

Is he done yet?

Not yet, Sir.

Check on him!

Sir! Sir! Sir! He escaped!

What are you doing? Look for him!

Sir...

Have you found him?

That one? Not yet.

Even the police haven't found him.

We don't mind it anymore.

Hello! Let's talk later. Bye.

Miss...

Do you work here?

Yes.

Have you found him? May I apply?

Are you a singer?

I don't want to brag, but I can give

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