Gidget Page #7

real nice,

but are you sure

that's gonna happen to me?

I'm positive.

Huh. Well, that's a relief.

You know, I almost saw myself

pickled in a jar at Harvard.

Oh, well, stop worrying.

Yeah, but when, and I mean,

how am I going to know what...

what boy, or...

When it's the real thing,

you'll know it,

as surely as if you'd been hit

on the head with a sledgehammer.

Good night, dear.

Good night.

Thank you.

It probably won't happen to me

before I'm middle-aged.

Oh, no. Back again?

Any objections?

You want me to reel off

the whole list?

Go ahead. Then I might start.

Better step on it, Moondoggie,

before it bites you.

Relax.

I invited the Gidge to stay.

We can use a mascot around here.

Oh, well, in that case, fellows,

maybe we ought to initiate her.

Go ahead, initiate me.

Whoa, she's asking for it.

Hey, fellows! Let go! Hey! Hey!

Go on down and cut some kelp.

Hey, you still want

to be a member?

Sure! Sure...

Okay. Keep cutting.

G-gee, fellows,

this is g-great fun.

I'm glad you like it.

What happened?

You got tangled in some kelp.

Now, take it easy, you hear.

You're still on the blue side.

Hey, I... I made it, didn't I?

I'm a real member now, huh?

You crazy tomboy.

Yeah, I guess

you're a member now.

Oh...

Are you okay?

Sure. I never felt better

in my life.

If... If I had to,

I'd... I'd do it all over again.

Yeah, I bet you would.

It very well may be

She's just a baby

Speaking romantically

If that's your bad feature

I'll be the teacher

That's the way it's gonna be

Gidget is the one for me...

Hey, you know...

I kind of like

being called that now.

What's that, Gidget?

Although she's just

small fry Just about so-high

Gidget is the one for me

A regular tomboy

But dressed for a prom

Boy, how cute

Can one girl be?

Although she's not king size

Her finger is ring size

Gidget is the one for me

If she says she loves you

You can bet your boots

She loves you

If she says she hates you

That can also mean

She loves you

It very well may be

She's just a baby

Speaking romantically

If that's a bad feature

I'll be the teacher

That's the way it's gonna be

Gidget is the one for me

Hey, you don't look very good.

I'd better see if I can get one

of the guys to drive you home.

Moondoggie?

G-gee, I don't want to be

a drag to you,

but I was thinking...

maybe you could take me home?

Well, uh, I'm...

Hi...

How's our mascot?

Oh, she'll live. What

time is it, Kahuna?

A little after 5:00.

After 5:
00?

Oh, brother, I got to go.

I'll see you later.

What jet-propelled him

all of a sudden?

Oh, you know men.

After sunset, they get

a little restless.

Rumor has it Moondoggie's

got a big date tonight.

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