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depends on this.

Right, right, so then I've got

the first question.

All right.

Now, when they ate you,

did they eat you raw

or did they deep-fry your ass?

Hey, Ethan.

Ethan.

Dude, wake up.

Hey, hey.

Dude, good job.

Man.

What?

Hey.

So wait a second.

So Inna is saying

that Valeriy is dead?

That is a great way

to start the morning.

She saying that Valeriy

is not going to come back

because he's dead.

He was killed by the spirit

that we awoke last night.

We must recall the spirit,

otherwise no one can

leave this place.

And we definitely cannot

flip over the glass

because one of us will die.

Would you just stop with

the ghost stories already?

I mean, we heard enough

from Valeriy last night, okay?

All right, listen,

everything's gonna be fine.

Let me try calling Valeriy again

and see if I can

get ahold of him, okay?

Valeriy's not picking up.

It's his voice-mail.

You know what?

I'm gonna have some vodka.

- What?

- You can't touch the glass,

and she was saying

that your elder brother

wouldn't be so stupid.

How does she know about

my older brother?

You're f***ing crazy.

Fine, I won't touch

the glass, okay?

No touch.

Happy?

So he's gonna charge us

$800 for a cab? He's nuts.

That's more expensive than

London. That's ridiculous.

Yes, but it's hundred kilometers

from Charkoc,

which is the closest we can get.

And as well, he wants

half of his money in advance,

so he wouldn't come here

empty-handed.

Well, of course he does.

He probably thinks it's a joke.

Not many people book cabs

from the middle of the woods.

How do we know he's not just

gonna take the money and run

like Valeriy did?

Maybe I can ask

my friend Sasha from Kiev.

Maybe we will pay him for

the gas, and he will come here.

It's like 400 kilometers.

Yeah. Yeah, that sounds good.

Right, Ryan? That's good.

Sure. Can you call him?

Yup.

Okay, he can make it today,

but he can be here tomorrow

by the afternoon.

Tomorrow? Sh*t.

I mean, what else

are we gonna do?

Maybe Boris and Valeriy

will come back by then.

What?

What else are we gonna do?

I don't know.

God.

When we get into the house,

I want you to interview Inna.

- Why?

- I don't know.

We could do something

about, like,

Ukrainian culture

and superstition.

- It might be good.

- That's ridiculous.

She's a complete crazy person.

So here are the marks

from the tires

where Valeriy must have left.

We came here to shoot a pilot

for a documentary series

about cannibals

of the 20th century,

hoping that the funding could

get us all over the world.

As of now, we have sh*t.

And if it keeps going this way,

it's gonna end up on YouTube

like all my other crap.

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