Ghostbusters
So, the Aldridge Mansion is the only
19th century home in New York City
preserved both inside and out.
At the time of its construction,
it was one of the most
elegant homes in existence.
Um, interesting fact.
This grandfather clock was on the Titanic
and was saved by Sir Aldridge.
A Romanian woman and her child were
forced to leave the lifeboat to make room.
Uh, over here,
you can imagine Sir Aldridge
entertaining his wealthy guests.
It's said that, in this very room, P.T. Barnum
first had the idea to enslave elephants.
And if you'll follow me...
Now, I'm gonna tell you
something a little spooky.
On the morning of October 25th, 1894,
Sir Aldridge awoke, furious,
when his breakfast was not waiting for him.
So he called to his servants,
but none of them responded.
Why?
Because, during the night, one by one,
they had each been stabbed to death
in their sleep.
It was later discovered
they were murdered by his eldest daughter,
Gertrude Aldridge.
Sir Aldridge once wrote in his diary,
"I know God makes no mistakes,
"but I believe he may have been drunk
when he built Gertrude's personality."
Now, to spare the family public humiliation,
instead of turning her in to the police,
they locked her in this basement.
And they fed her...
...through this slot.
Years later, when a new owner moved in,
they dug out her remains.
But, after repeatedly hearing strange sounds,
he sealed it shut.
That's right.
No one has opened this door since then.
Okay.
Follow me.
Maybe steer clear of the door.
Sorry, Sir Aldridge. I got to get out of here!
Oh, Garret, you idiot.
No.
No.
No!No!No!
No! No!
No!
Daniel. Teresa.
Dr. Roberts. Robert, hello.
- Erin, sweetheart. Hi.
- Hello, Phil.
- Good morning, Jack.
- Hi.
- Did you hear the news?
- Tell me.
I'm lecturing in the big hall today.
- Darling, that's wonderful.
- I know.
- This is what you're wearing?
- What?
I have someone I want you to meet.
Phyllis, I would like to introduce Erin Gilbert.
She specializes in
theoretical particle physics.
I'm a huge fan.
This is such an honor to meet you.
Phyllis is guest lecturing
in Daniels' astrophysics and cosmology.
Wow.
Erin just learned she's being published.
Yes, well, I'm very proud.
I don't allow my lab
to submit to journals anymore.
I think journals tamper with the process
and ultimately hurt scientific research.
Yeah. It's like when scientists get caught up,
you know, in those dumb awards.
- You know...
- Oh, awards are massively important.
Yes, no, I was saying
it'd be dumb not to go after awards,
'cause that's where science really shines.
It's, unfortunately, the only way
to draw attention to good science.
- Excellent point.
- Mmm-hmm.
All right. I should be going.
Hey, Simon.
Well, I'm going to lecture right now
in the big hall.
It's good that it's big, too, 'cause I've got
a lot of big ideas I'm going to be spreading.
Hey, good luck on your tenure review.
Make me proud.
Fingers crossed.
Not that crossing your fingers
means anything, 'cause it doesn't.
Oh, I couldn't disagree more.
It's been proven that superstitions
can have tremendous performance benefits.
Exactly. I'm wrong about everything.
All right. Well, I'm gonna try to get out
of here without stepping on these cracks.
I don't want my mom calling me, like...
Oh, see, when they change direction,
you've got to...
So, you know her?
Oh! Ding dong.
Yeah.
Sean, that is an excellent question.
As you can see from my calculations,
we will soon be able to combine
general relativity and quantum theory.
Teaching in the big hall. Big day.
Big hall. Big hall. Big hall!
Big hall!
Sorry to interrupt, but I need to speak to you
about something you wrote.
Um...
I'm sorry. Uh, yes. What, um...
What publication?
Mmm...
Book. Um...
I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
my class will be here any minute.
You're Erin Gilbert, right?
Co-author of Ghosts from Our Past:
Both Literally and Figuratively:
The Study of the Paranormal?
a different Erin Gilbert.
One that likes very long titles.
Okay. But this really does look like you.
What? No.
Yeah, that's me.
Look, it was a very long time ago,
and it was just a gag
between a couple of friends.
I'm sorry.
A 460-page gag?
The first sentence is, "This is not a joke."
What do you want?
Well, I'm Ed Mulgrave.
I'm the historian at the Aldridge Mansion,
and I believe it's haunted.
If you could just come take a look.
I tried the police, but I just sound crazy.
I'm sorry.
That book you're holding is utter nonsense.
I don't even know how you got that.
I thought I burned both copies.
It's on Amazon. Both hard copy and e-book.
- What?
- It's on Books on Tape, too.
Only, I know how to read.
Is it now?
No!
No, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna kill you, Abby.
- Oh.
- Erin.
Hi! Oh, Dr. Filmore. Hello, hi.
We're set for the final review
of your tenure case on Thursday.
Great.
But I saw that you had
a recommendation letter
from Dr. Branum at Princeton.
- Uh...
is really not what it used to be.
And I would consider getting a referral
from a more prestigious college.
More prestigious than Princeton?
Yes.
Um, hmm.
You see, I think you're an asset
to modern physics,
but I would hate to see you
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