Ghost Team One

Synopsis: In order to impress a girl, two roommates set out to make a documentary about a murder that took place in their house decades ago. The girl thinks that the victim's ghost still resides there, the two guys think that making a movie with her will get them laid. But after they set cameras up around the house, and scary/funny things begin to happen that seem legitimately supernatural...they realize that the ghost is not only real, but she's become smitten with our guys. Now, they have to try and find a way to get this 'ghost bitch' out of the house. A subversive, comedic take on the found footage genre.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Production: The Film Arcade
 
IMDB:
4.5
Metacritic:
21
Rotten Tomatoes:
36%
R
Year:
2013
84 min
Website
12 Views

All right.

- Is that good?

- Perfect.

- You got it? All right.

- Perfect.

- Nice! Nice.

- It's a good angle, huh?

- All right, here we go. You ready?

- Yes, sir.

Here we go. Three, two, one.

Hey, guys, what's up? My name is

Sergio and this is my roommate, Brad.

Yo!

And we have reason

to believe there's a ghost in this house.

100% haunted.

All right.

We set up cameras in all of the rooms...

Every single room's got a camera.

All right, buddy, I don't need you to...

I don't need you

to reiterate everything that I say.

I'm just backing you up.

No, I understand that,

but I feel like I'm confident enough

that I can do an intro

without you jumping in.

Why don't you give me

something to say then?

We've installed a camera in every room.

This is gonna be fucking great!

Hey! Like a pimp!

Holy shit! That's happening.

That's happening right now.

Hey! So what's up, buddy? High five.

Let her know!

Why don't you ever do that to me, Brad?

Go! Go! Go! Go!

Drink that Bud! Drink that Bud!

I'm going in, guys. Wish me luck.

- I'm not leaving, but...

- Okay.

- I mean, I'm gonna see my friends.

- Yeah, that's cool.

But if I go, then I go, but...

Okay, it was very nice...

- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

Shit.

- You didn't even get her name.

- Hold on.

No, you didn't get her name.

- Don't make one up.

- Hold on, it rhymes with...

- Don't make one up.

- It rhymes with...

- Are you ready? You ready?

- I'm ready.

- Are you ready?

- I'm ready.

- Three, two, one, go!

- Go!

Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!

There he goes!

What the...

Guys, come on.

There's only one rule,

don't f*ck in people's rooms.

Guys...

Stop fucking in the closet.

Stop fucking in the closet, guys.

What the f*ck?

Oh, my God.

I think I'm really too drunk for this shit.

I'm okay.

All right.

What the f*ck?

Seriously. What?

Are you guys hiding in the fucking bed?

Under? Get out.

Oh, my God.

Hey, Sergio.

Oh, God!

What the f*ck? What the f*ck?

What the f*ck!

Who is it? Who is it?

It's fucking Brad, bro.

What do you mean "Who is it?"

- You pissed yourself.

- I didn't piss myself.

- Did you see something out there?

- No, I saw...

What are you talking about?

I gotta take a shit, okay?

- I'm gonna take a shit right now.

- Please, don't take a shit.

Are you gonna stay in here

or are you gonna get out?

Brad, please don't take a shit right now.

You what?

I don't know, I can't...

Bro, what... Calm down.

So you don't see

a fucking ghost out there?

Stop laughing, please.

I'm gonna get up, and I'm gonna

fucking point my ass at you,

and you're gonna get out.

- Get a hold of yourself.

- Shut the f*ck then. Shut it up.

- Fucking shut up. Just, f*ck...

- Yeah.

Smell it.

This is what happens

when you pass out, Sergio.

I f*ck with your shit.

Yeah, Sergio.

Yeah, you like that, Serge?

You like that in your camera?

A ghost! Oh, my God, there's a ghost!

Oh, my God!

I'm faster than light.

Hey...

Wake up. Not you. Stay asleep.

- Sergio.

- What?

Are you crying?

- I'm not crying.

- What's wrong with you?

Just leave me alone, dude.

If you're gonna...

- How drunk are you?

- Now is not the time.

- Are you shitfaced?

- Get out.

Shit.

Did you hear that, Serge?

I don't know if it was your ghost

or not, but it might have been.

Hey.

- Oh, my God.

- How are you?

- I'm great. How are you?

- Good.

What are you doing over there?

Some extracurricular activities?

I'm just tired and I have to drive.

Do you mind if I do some of that up

in there, and then there?

Yeah. What's your name?

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