Getting Schooled Page #4

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You and your kind followed us

for three days in the bush

while we were trying to find

the rest of our company.

Listen!

You are going to listen.

We found evidence of 'em.

Our provisions were running low.

Some of the men turned to...

You know what I mean!

You commanded your...

little yellow bastards

to kill them, and...

It all started

when we ran across this...

this little village...

that had been napalmed

hours before.

For miles it was all

anyone could talk about.

That smell...

It was enough to drive

some of the...

weaker mean insane.

One of my men...

rushed up...

To a smoldering body...

didn't hesitate for a second...

After that it was a frenzy.

I'm not finished...

general.

When we got back to base...

some of the men were arrested.

They were found

cooking human flesh.

Oh, I don't have to tell you...

taste.

It was in 'em...

It was in 'em, all right.

Like their conscience laid bare.

I have walked through the valley

of the shadow of death!

And it smelled...

delicious!

You're gonna tell me

where my men are, general...

now.

Let's hunt

that mental f*** down.

Yes! Yes!

He wants blood?

Let's give it to him, man.

F*** yes!

Attention, students.

All of you little brats

are gonna pay.

I'll be wearing your ears

as a necklace

before the final bell.

That is all.

Let's get out of here!

Come on, come on, guys.

No fake.

We have to go...

- hey, hey, hey!

Chill out.

All right?

We just gotta make sure lieutenant

lunatic doesn't get in here.

We have to find something

to block the doors.

Duh!

Let's go!

Get the cabinet!

Forget the cabinet!

Move the trash can!

That's never gonna hold, moron!

Shut up!

That has wheels, a**hole!

- Hit me again.

- Get the goddamn...

Hit me again, bro!

Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on! Come on!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

How's that?

Mega-touchdown!

Just what we needed he-man!

Ow... ow...

Just kidding! You suck!

How are we supposed to get out?

As long as he can't get in,

I don't give a sh*t

about getting out.

I am not your b.F.F.

Ah!

I can get it for you.

I can get you all the money

that you need.

I don't care

about those little brats.

Just let me go.

Let me go!

Promises, promises!

Hey!

Could use a smoke.

Hey, you can't smoke that

in here.

You have to go

to the smoking area.

Get real.

I think that is the least

of our problems.

You smoke d*cks, I smoke cigs.

Ha!

You want one?

I want to get out of here.

You've made that

abundantly clear.

Ooh, abundantly, huh?

I could be like you...

if I wanted to.

Yeah, right.

What's your score on your sats?

A lot.

I bet mine was higher.

Bet you were just high

when you took it.

- He was. I was there.

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