Gerry Page #5

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you will die.

But if by the Spirit,

you put to death

the deeds of the body,

you will live.

For as many are led

by the Spirit of God,

these are sons of God.

Grald!

Hello.

Hi.

We're leaving.

Oh yeah?

But before we go,

I just wanted to say...

You can talk louder, Mom!

OK.

It was such a beautiful mass.

Oh yeah?

The lighting, the music...

I thought it was a beautiful mass, too, Mom.

I've never been prouder.

Your father, either.

Bye, Pops.

Check this out.

Welcome to the band, Wezo!

Don't move. I'm taking a picture.

Jesus f***ing Christ, guys!

Dammit!

This is brand-new!

I bought it to wear to the Oratory!

F***! it's gonna reek like beer now!

Sh*t!

Come see the picture!

- Bingo night, goddammit!

- What do you mean?

They say our mass

was like a giant f***ing bingo night!

What the hell?

"Offenbach at the Oratory:

"A bingo night

that could've been so much more."

Three thousand people at a mass.

The bastards didn't write

a single good thing.

What are they bashing us for?

Problems with the sound,

the amps that blew,

the lighting...

This is great.

Yesterday, we were prophets.

Today, we're pariahs.

Stupid f***ing showbiz.

Mom, it's Grald.

Yeah, I'm fine.

I just wanted to tell you,

don't buy any newspapers this morning.

Just don't buy the papers, OK?

We'll talk later.

OK? Bye. Yeah, bye.

Falardeau, right?

Faraldo. Claude Faraldo.

Right, well, I listened

to Saint-Chrone de Nant,

the album you made at the cathedral.

It was brilliant.

You absolutely have to come

to France with me.

All we have are these lousy

American wannabes.

It's ridiculous.

I can assure you

they've never experienced anything

like your style of hard-core rock.

So that's it.

What I'm really interested in

is making a movie about you.

What fascinates me about your music

is what I call the spontaneous creation,

stripped down, straight from the gut.

I can't afford any plane ticket.

No worries about the cost.

I'll take care of all of that.

The dope, the beer, every last detail.

The dope?

Yeah, but there is one catch.

I have to be able to shoot you

at all times.

Day, night, whenever.

You wanna see our d*cks, too?

And watch us while we get laid?

You're getting the wrong impression...

Listen up, Frenchie.

I make movies, too. I know how it is

with a camera always rolling.

It gets everything.

It's in your face and up your ass.

With a guy like him,

we're gonna look like a bunch of idiots.

You must be Harel, right?

If that's what it takes

to make a good movie about us,

I don't see why

we wouldn't give it a try.

Ever since I saw Brigitte Bardot

naked on screen,

I've dreamt of banging a French girl.

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