George of the Jungle Page #5

- Oh.

- Wrap it around your sock for

special George of Jungle foot lock.

- Now, ready to try again?

- No.

- Like this, Ursula!

- He flies through the air

with the greatest of ease

Our daring young man

on the flying trapeze

- Look, no hands!

- His movements so graceful

All girls he could please

And with love

he is swinging away

- He flies through the air

with the greatest of ease

- That's pretty good.

- George, watch out for that...

- Our daring young man on the...

tree.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I give you the king of the jungle.

Where the devil is my egg timer?

- Tookie-Tookie.

- Tookie!

I'm fed up with this felonious fowl

stealing everything in the kitchen.

- Miserable creature.

- Tookie-Tookie.

George, what on earth

are you doing?

George just feel like looking

a little special today, that all.

Possibly there is a stirring

of special feelings within you?

Uh-huh.

George having stirring

of special feelings right now.

I see.

- Good thing she same species, huh?

- Yes.

Ape?

Tell George how to make

Ursula George's mate.

Please? Brother?

First, command her attention by bulging

out your cheeks and pursing your lips.

- Show George.

- All right. Just like this. Watch.

Even puffier.

Next, display your interest

by drawing back your upper lip...

jutting your jaw forward

and exposing your teeth.

- Like this? Like this? Right?

- Now, throw a handful

of leaves in the air...

then leap about and hoot

in a dominant fashion.

- Like this, Ape?

- Good. She won't be able to resist that.

Ursula!

Gosh, this trail's really rough.

"Ursula! Ursula!"

- Hey, come back here.

- They're not abandoning us, are they?

They are threatening.

If you don't mind, Kwame...

I have a knack for getting

the most out of my employees.

- Do you mind if I address the porters?

- They only speak Swahili.

Well, I just happen to have

a Swahili phrase book.

Be my guest.

I think our troubles are over.

Tell them I'll pay 50 zamoles

a man if they'll help me capture

the white ape and bring him back alive.

Alive? After he, uh...

Well, he pulled Ursula's scrunchie off,

we know that much.

- 50 zamoles a man. What do you say?

- They only speak Swahili.

One hundred zamoles a man

and you got a deal.

- Hey, wait a second.

- Done.

Meanwhile, at a very big

and expensive waterfall set...

Ursula was amazed that she was lost

in the wilderness with a jungle man.

Here I am, lost in the wilderness

with a jungle man.

I should be terrified that no one

will ever find me, but I'm not.

- Thank you.

- For what?

For this adventure.

It's what I've always wanted.

King of jungle

only here to help.

Mr Boombastic

The awesome, boombastic

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