Gemini Page #3

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Hashtag Heather Anderson OMG."

"Hashtag heart Heather."

That is so many hashtags.

All right, Heather,

stop looking at things

on Instagram,

put your phone away,

and tell me where we're going.

- Just keep on going west.

- Okay.

Actually, can we just stop

by your place for a minute?

My place? Why?

'Cause there's just something

there I wanna pick up.

What?

Look, if I tell you what it is,

you won't let us stop.

- What are you talking about?

- I just wanna stop at your place for a minute.

Can we stop at your place

for a minute, please?

Do you have alcohol

at your place?

I have St-Germain.

- From that party?

- Yeah.

- That's all you have?

- That's all I have.

- [LAUGHS] - Why can't you

be normal and have vodka?

[EXHALES DEEPLY]

[GROANS]

- Comfy?

- This couch is really f***ing comfortable.

I know. It should be.

- You gave it to me.

- I did?

- Mm-hmm.

- When?

What do you need

in this apartment?

A drink. Please?

Okay, drinks first.

Drinks, drinks, drinks!

[REFRIGERATOR DOOR OPENS]

- Ah, the only mixer I have is pineapple juice.

- Ew.

Ooh, I actually have

a Mello Yello.

Ooh!

Why do you have a copy

of Seventeen Magazine?

I don't know.

It just started coming.

That's weird.

I know,

it's really, really weird.

- It's actually really cool.

- Really?

Yeah. It looks exactly

like it did in the '90s.

I don't think

I really read it in the '90s.

Oh, my God, I was obsessed

with these things.

The quizzes,

do you remember the quizzes?

I guess maybe I did

a quiz or two in my day.

Remember

Jonathan Taylor Thomas?

Yeah.

I definitely had my first orgasm

thinking about him.

- What?

- What?

[BOTH LAUGH]

HEATHER:
This is very positive.

I'm into this.

Here.

Thank you.

- This is delicious.

- It's delightful.

I love it.

We can't forget

this combination.

Okay, well there's two of us

to remember, so...

Yeah, but you're the one

who remembers things.

Why are we here?

Right. [CLEARS THROAT]

Okay.

A question for the lady.

All right, milady.

[LAUGHS] What?

Um...

You have a gun, right?

No.

Okay,

I've seen your gun.

I stole a hair tie from you once

and I saw it.

It's in your bathroom.

- Okay, yes, I have a gun.

- Okay.

Why do you have a gun?

I don't keep it loaded

or anything.

- I just...

- Where'd you get the gun?

I got it when we were

shooting in Utah.

What?

I know it's stupid,

but I felt really not safe

where we were,

and, um,

the props guy, Dave...

- The one who had a crush on you?

- Yeah.

He gave it to me.

Wait, so is it a real gun

or a prop gun?

No, it's a real gun.

- It's a real gun.

- Yeah.

Can I borrow it?

- What are you gonna do?

- I... I'm... Nothing.

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