Gayatri Page #3

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- How many times will you ask?

If Sivaji plays your boss's role,

he'll manage the Assembly too!

- Rest assured

- Let's go

Sivaji, lawyer has come

Good morning, sir

Is it a bail case or no bail case?

If it isn't a bail case, I wouldn't

have come to you, Sivaji

What is the amount?

Whatever sir asks

Ask for 1 billion

Can't pay, right?

Tell an amount

you can afford

1 million

2.5 million

See you tomorrow

Sarada

On your next birthday...

...let's celebrate with our daughter

Who is this?

She's your screen saver?

My mother

Take him carefully

Nothing untoward should

happen to that patient

Otherwise those dependent on him

will become orphans like me

What is the case?

Why should you feel shy and

hesitate to answer this question?

This case is something to be ashamed of

There's no such party

For the development of my constituency...

...when I switched from my party

to this current party

...I hosted a party with full liquor

I overdrank and got my senses muddled

I ate a peacock

thinking it's a chicken!

That's all

Poor minister! He ate

only 1 piece of peacock meat

Nonstop Breaking News as if he hunted

for all peacocks in the forest

How did this news

leak to the media?

Our Minister himself leaked it out!

His obsession for taking selfies...

...made him click pictures of peacock fry

He posted it on Facebook!

You could've deleted that post

Before I could do it...

...some girl by name Sreshta,

a powerful journalist

...leaked the matter to the media

The job of media is to always

project politicians as comedians

Hey, I want you to impersonate me

but you're walking off without confirming

Minister

You feasted on a peacock, right?

- What is your portfolio?

- Environment & Forests

Minister of Environment & Forests

Don't you know the peacock

is our national bird?

Even the National anthem he learnt

only after going to the theatres!

Minster of Environment & Forests

doesn't know what our national bird is

Sports minister doesn't know how

many medals we won in Olympics

Transport minister doesn't know

how many buses are plying

Hon'ble Minister

One claims he studied physics

in a commerce degree

The other politician

mixes up Arts and Science!

I provide pension for the people

They walk on roads laid by me

But why won't they vote for me?

Few people ask this

Some politicians don't even know

to take their pledge properly

They make an ass of themselves

barking like a dog

All of you are ministers

We made you win

by casting our votes

Sekar, never bring

such cases to me in future

Hey! Do you know

who you're talking to?

Even the opposition party

won't talk to me like this

So don't think you're a bigshot

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