Gator Page #3

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- Shut up!

Oh, my God!

That's Gator McKlusky!

Damn rifle!

Gator McKlusky, you're under arrest!

Later.

It's a nice swamp you got here.

Where are they?

We got them.

My name's Irving Greenfield.

You thinking about putting up

some condominiums out here?

I don't find that very funny at all.

- What do you want?

- Some time.

I just did some time.

I know, twice.

- You bet your ass I did.

- Oh, no.

You bet yours.

In fact, you did bet

it twice, and you lost.

What do you want?

Bama McCall.

- Bama McCall?

- Yeah.

I never heard of him.

He's having quite a time in Dunston

County. Prostitution, extortion, bribery.

What makes you think I'm gonna

help you nail Bama McCall?

If you don't want your old man

in jail for moonshining...

and your little girl to be shuttling around

from one foster home to another, you will.

- You think you got me by the short hairs?

- I do.

It's incredible what this

guy's got going for him.

$20,000 in back taxes.

That's all we can prove,

but that's just minor.

But we could use it to put

him out of commission.

- Get the picture?

- I get the picture.

How do I know all that crap

down on that paper is true?

Look, if he's clean, you can prove it.

If he's not...

here's your chance to find out.

Come here.

I'll be back before you

even know I'm gone.

Don't let Granddad sass you, hear?

I won't.

- Good-bye.

- Bye, Daddy.

I'll take over.

You drive.

- Why am I driving?

- I don't drive.

- You don't drive?

- No.

When you're from New York,

you don't drive.

That makes sense. I guess if

you're from Boston, you don't fart.

$3, please.

What's your name, killer?

- Cornelia.

- I like that.

You're new here, ain't you?

I'm new. We've got a new bouncer, too.

That's partly why I'm here.

What's a pretty little thing like

you doing in a joint like this?

- I was Miss Palatka, 1973.

- Wonderful.

Miss Palatka, I wish

you'd do me a favor.

I wish you'd go back there

and tell Mr. Donahue...

that Bama McCall is out

here about the insurance.

Hello, operator, give me the police.

Bama McCall. Insurance.

I can remember that.

- I'll tell him.

- Thank you.

Now we're gonna take a five-minute break

so the girls have a chance to go potty...

and have a little drink.

- You must be the new bouncer.

- Yeah.

Son, you're a healthy-looking mother.

Look at them arms!

- Little warm, ain't it?

- Yeah.

My name is Bama McCall.

And I don't usually come by

here to make collections...

but I just wanted to come by...

and say hello.

Good-bye!

Hello, ladies.

Donahue, that's a couple pretty

good bouncers you got there.

I just bounced one off of the wall

and one through the window for you.

That's a good one, Mr. McCall.

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