Garfield Gets Real Page #3

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Garfield.

Garfield.

Garfield.

I'm in the real world.

Look, I'm a real cat.

This is the real deal.

Oh, man, this is just the change

I needed.

Oh, yes.

What is that smell?

Yeah.

Get out of here, you crazy cat.

Come on, get out of here.

I know you people in the real world

can't understand what I'm saying but...

- I love you, man.

- Crazy cat.

This is great.

No more boring job at the comic,

no more slobbering dog to bug me.

I'm free to do whatever I want.

Here's to my new life.

I don't believe it. My cat, gone.

Eli, what just happened?

All right.

Everybody, listen up.

This screen separates the comic world

from the real world.

The comic world

is pressurized like an airplane.

If you get sucked into the real world,

there's no way back.

Special tape.

Are there any questions?

Get away from there.

- Didn't you just hear what I said?

- Help.

Everybody stay away from the patch.

- Got it?

- You don't need to tell me twice.

Give me that special tape.

I hope you've all learned your lesson.

I think Garfield learned his lesson.

Garfield's just getting started

on his lesson.

My bone. My bone.

My bone.

Odie? Oh, no, you don't.

You're not gonna ruin

my new life.

You can go right back

where you came from.

See you in the funny papers, Odie.

That didn't work.

There must be an easier way

of sending you back, Odie.

Where are you going, Arlene?

I'm going to join Garfield.

Oh, no, you're not.

We have a strip to do, lady.

Nermal's right.

This is where we belong. Garfield too.

He's just a little confused right now.

And if you stay, Garfield will have

one more reason to find a way back.

Oh, he'd better come back.

Well, Odie,

it looks like I'm stuck with you.

Let's find some real food to eat.

Eli, we lost them.

Don't worry,

it'll just take me a second to find them.

There we go.

Come on, Odie.

We should have found

a buffet by now.

This is the buffet, pal.

Wh...? A talking trash can.

I didn't know they had those

in the real world.

I ain't no trash can, fella.

You must not be

from this neighborhood.

I'm not from this world.

I'm Garfield the cat, you know,

from the comic strip?

Right.

And your dog friend there

must be Odie.

Hey, Odie. A fan.

Looks like Odie's

made some new friends.

Well, I'm Shecky.

Glad to meet you, Shecky.

So when do they serve dinner

around here?

How are we going to have

a funny comic strip without our star?

We need a funny cat.

Hey, hey, hey. What am I?

Chopped liver?

First, we'll change the name

of the strip to Nermal.

The hilarious adventures

of a wacky kitten.

And his slow-witted

but well-meaning sidekick, Arlene.

What do you say?

Let me at him. L'll kill him.

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