Game Night Page #3

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- Fourteen.

And we didn't get married

until we were 19.

- See, that's gross.

- You know what, Ryan?

I hope one day you get to meet

a lovely, young lady.

So you can love her as much as I

love my sweet baby right here.

Yes, find her.

Look how cute this...

- Hey, look at this.

- So much love.

Let's look at him

when we do it.

- Hey, everybody.

- Find the love!

Grab your drinks.

Let's go play, come on.

Dude, do you know

what rich people

are doing on their game

nights these days?

What's that?

- Fight clubs.

- What?

I just read about 'em.

They pay poor people

to fight each other,

and then they bet

on the winner.

- No, that's not a real thing.

- Yes, it is!

If you can have anything

you want in this world,

you have to raise the stakes

or life gets boring.

The Kennedys used to have

fight clubs at their compound.

Honey, listen, you gotta

stop reading BuzzFeed

every second of the damn day.

How about some Charades?

Should we start with Charades?

- Let's go!

- Yeah!

It's been a while, huh?

Do you wanna wait for Brooks?

I don't think we need to.

No, he's late.

Wait, hold up.

- Brooks is in town?

- Yeah.

I thought he was working

in Europe.

He was, yeah. He's apparently

back for some business.

Haven't seen him yet.

- But we can get started.

- Yeah!

Who wants to start?

Who are you guys

talking about?

Max's brother. He's this super

successful venture capitalist.

Yeah, he was

the first to invest

in Panera Bread, you know?

The Fuji Apple Salad

was his idea.

- A lot of investors.

- Yeah.

He's like the Mark Wahlberg

to Max's Donnie.

Well...

Which is a huge compliment

because Donnie was f***ing great

in The Sixth Sense, wasn't he?

He was.

Was he in The Sixth Sense?

He sure is, yeah.

You know who is not

in The Sixth Sense?

Mark Wahlberg.

Mark would never take

a role that small.

Is that right, Madison?

Man, I haven't seen him

since the wedding.

- Remember that speech he gave?

- Yes.

And then he paid for that

whole fireworks display!

- Oh, my gosh! The fireworks!

- Little over the top.

Let's get started.

I'm gonna start us off.

Yes, let's start!

We gotta pick teams first.

- Movie?

- It's a movie. Okay.

Dude, we have no teams.

- You just give up?

- Better not be Brooks.

You didn't tell him

to park up the street?

I did, yeah,

like, three times.

Hey!

He got a Stingray, huh?

Turn off your car!

What's that?

Hello, again.

Mmm...

Still wearing the uniform.

Hey, bud,

I'm sorry I'm late.

I hope you didn't start

game night without me.

Did you not get my texts?

What text?

Oh, hello, Officer.

Why's that guy staring at us?

Gary, I want you

to meet my brother, Brooks.

We're having a little family

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