Galaxy Turnpike Page #4

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-It's okay

- What's okay'?

- Don't worry

- I'll scream

- No need for alarm

Just relax, okay

It'll be fine

Don't worry

No need to worry

I'm leaving the squad this month

This is news to me

I didn't tell anyone yet

Why, all of a sudden?

My time is up

Your time?

I must return to X538, my galaxy

What's this about'?

I was here on a mission

A mission?

Please don't be shocked

I'm not from Earth

lam Captain Socks

Are you feeling alright?

The rule is that we leave

without telling anyone

but I felt I should tell you, Chief

I just don't get it

Captain Socks?

- You?

- Yes

You transform into him?

That's correct

Don't believe it

Do I look like I'm lying'?

But why?

To maintain universal peace

Chief...

Thank you for everything

But kid...

A burger joint's hardly the place for this

You're so busy, it was hard to get you alone

Damn...

It's natural to be shocked

I'm suddenly starving

Let me go get something

Excuse ma...

Excuse me?

I'm busy

I ordered coffees earlier...

Can I add a burger and fries to make it

a Sun-Sun Burger Set?

What'?

I'd like to add a burger and fries to my coffee

and order as a set meal

What's wrong?

Stop it

I won't hurt you

Wait a minute, okay...

Stop fooling around

Wait...

Think about it...

Where was I when Captain Socks

fought those mutants?

I always make myself scarce, eh?

- That's true

- See?

I really am Captain Socks

However...

If you still don't believe me...

Come with me

It's this way

Please take your time choosing

Liesel is a nice girl. A wonderful talker

She's out of the question

Louisa has a sad story

She's been through a lot in life

Brigitta's an acquired taste

That smell...of a stray dog

come in out of the rain

Let's make a decision, shall we'?

You're allowed two changes anyway

She's almost right

I'll choose this one

Very discerning, sir

For technique, llma's one of

the best in the universe

I'm sure you'll be satisfied

Which planet is she from?

Venus

A Venusian...

Be assured, to the eye she's entirely human

She's not half-catfish

below-the-waist or anything

You know our billing system?

Pay me 20,000 now and the rest to the girl

60,000 in total, right'?

20,000 is a one-time membership fee

llma is extremely popular

A last-minute cancelation means she's free

You're a lucky man

I just hope she's disease-free

You are a worrier

With alien planets, you're never sure

They have regular check-ups

I'll call her now. She'll be here in 5 mins

She'll wear a red flower as a sign

Thank you for everything

Enjoy!

Let's go

Please

Me, too?

But...

I'll transform for you

You're stripping?

Otherwise they tear

Close the door

You're even taking that off?

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