G.I. Joe: Retaliation Page #3

Synopsis: The G.I. Joe team is framed for crimes against the country by Zartan, disguised as the President, and Cobra Commander has all the world leaders under his influence, with their advanced warheads headed towards innocent populaces around the world. Outnumbered and outgunned, the surviving team members form a plan with their original leader, General Joseph Colton, to rescue the President and face off Cobra Commander, his accomplices and the world leaders.
Director(s): Jon M. Chu
Production: Paramount Pictures
  1 win & 11 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.8
Metacritic:
41
Rotten Tomatoes:
29%
PG-13
Year:
2013
110 min
$122,512,052
Website
2,112 Views


(PANTING)

DUKE:
- I owe you one, Mouse.

- Clear!

(MEN SHOUTING IN URDU)

(GRUNTING)

All right! I got eyes on the nuke!

Say again, I got eyes on the nuke!

(GRUNTING)

(MAN SHOUTING IN URDU)

But I'm taking heavy fire!

FLINT:
Sit tight! I'm taking a detour!

JAYE:
Negative, Flint!

Stick with the plan!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(MEN SHOUTING IN URDU)

Tangos down!

DUKE:
Go, go, go!

(MEN CONTINUE SHOUTING IN URDU)

Flint, status!

(GROANING)

FLINT:
Fire now!

DUKE:
Weapons secured!

SHIPWRECK:
Equipment

pack-up on level four!

Set!

Clutch, station

the transport vehicle! Move!

JOE 1:
All teams,

rally to transpo, immediately.

Insurgents closing in, sir!

JOE 2:
Team two secure. No losses.

- Contact headquarters.

- I'm on that.

Mount up! Let's exfil.

SHIPWRECK:
Runway secure.

DUKE:
Let's mount up!

(GRUNTS)

(WHOOPS)

(MEN TALKING IN DISTINCTLY)

Nuke's disabled.

Long-range transportation

and wheels down at 1900 hours.

Home in time for Top Chef.

Good job, Tiny Tim.

All that Wii Combat Shooter

finally paying off, sir.

(LAUGHS) Bam!

- How you doing, sir?

- Good.

All Joes present and accounted for.

Sit rep?

SHIPWRECK:
Rendered safe

and ready for transport, sir.

Square this one away and go get a beer.

- Sounds good.

- Mmm-hmm.

DUKE:
Sir, the nukes have been

recovered and disabled.

All Joe missions successful.

Only minor injuries to report, sir.

Transport crews are prepping

the L.Z. for evac at 0200 hours.

CHAIRMAN:
Great job, Captain.

We're modifying

your extraction plan back here.

Sit tight.

JOE 1:
Let's go, Rivera, let's go.

ROADBLOCK:
Let me get this straight.

One whole weekend,

you looking after my little girls.

Yep, as long as I can bring this.

Look, I love your kids. I do.

But they live to terrorise me.

You trained them well.

And if you win?

You have to take your next promotion.

ROADBLOCK:
You pull a trigger,

I pull a trigger.

I don't know if I'm gonna trust

a pastry from a gumbo chef.

(C*CKS GUN)

Think about the wind.

Four knots? Left to right.

Humidity, I say, is about 62%.

You gonna feed me

the barometric pressure, too?

That's on the rise. Like your panties.

You love my panties.

That's an interesting choice of a joke.

Of all the things you could say...

- "You love my panties"?

- Are you gonna shut up?

- What does that mean?

- You gonna shut up?

- I'm looking out for you.

- I'm trying to do something.

- I just don't...

- Shut up, just shut up.

- I'm just saying.

- Just shut up.

(CLEARS THROAT)

How's your heart rate? (LAUGHS)

That is not gonna count.

I get to go again because you talked.

You pulled a trigger.

Now I pull a trigger.

(GRUNTING)

No, we're not doing that.

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Rhett Reese

Rhett Reese is an American film producer, television producer and screenwriter. As a screenwriter, his early credits included Clifford's Really Big Movie and Cruel Intentions 3. He has collaborated with Paul Wernick, writing the films Zombieland, G.I. Joe: Retaliation and Life, as well as Deadpool and its 2018 sequel Together they also created the reality series The Joe Schmo Show. more…

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