Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder Page #5
to play miniature golf|at a professional level.
But that's the|best shot of the day!
Is that my ball?|I think that my ball.
- Great putt, Dad.|- Okay, we're done.
Mr. Wong, how do you keep this place|so green in the middle of the desert?
Doesn't that waste a lot of water?
Nah, we got plenty water,|pumped directly from flamingo lake.
They'll be fine.
Oh, yeah, I love miniature golf.|Love everything about it,
except how damn miniature it is.
That's why I'm building the universe's|biggest miniature golf course.
- This the first tee.|- Where's the hole?
On Pluto's moon, Hydra.
It's a six-billion-mile par-two.|Tough shot, even for a man.
Around the sun.|Bank off Jupiter.
And right into the...
I'll be right back.
It dropped in!|Put me down for a two.
Two.
Keep in mind,|that just the first hole.
For full course, we gonna bulldoze|this entire arm of the Milky Way.
What? You're gonna wipe out 10%|of the galaxy for a stupid golf course?
First of all, it 12%.|Second, yes, you betcha.
But you have no idea what life|forms might be evolving out there.
That's exactly why|I'm hiring an impartial scientist
to perform an environmental survey.|That's him in the money shower.
Delivery boy's log. Having fallen|asleep on what I thought was the toilet,
I awoke to find|the environmental survey in progress.
- Status reports, Science Officer.|- Zilcho. No sign of life or intelligence.
Just like Fry on a date.
Hey!
Okay, so we haven't|found any life yet.
I still don't see why you men can't be|happy with regular-sized miniature golf.
Leela, evolution has|programmed our fabulous male brains
to take anything anybody else thinks|is important and make it bigger.
Have you seen my new 301-inch TV?
Hypnotoad is brought to|you by the MagnaPhallix 302-inch TV.
It's bigger!
Oh, hell!
Captain, I'm detecting|life on the spock-o-scope!
It's amazing. It's like|a textbook on evolution.
Except in Kansas.
But isn't Mr. Wong|building the 18th hole here?
And the golf pants museum?
Indeed so. This whole|area will be incinerated
when he implodes that|sun there into a black hole.
It's so you can't keep|your ball at the end of the game.
Yo, that's messed up.
Well, there won't be any imploding once|they read our environmental review.
- Right, Professor?|- Twaddle-squat.
There's no scientific|consensus that life is important.
Yeah. Life, schmife.
Approved for demolition.
It's you and me, ponytail.
We're here, Mr. President.
Let's play some mini-golf.
Now, just give it a light tap, Agnew.|No, no, no, just a light...
Now for a triple clam dip, with a double...
Ow!
Tough luck, Agnew. Looks like you|and Wong owe me a Charleston Chew.
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