Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder Page #5

Synopsis: Dark forces older than time itself are on the attack, hell-bent on stopping the dawn of a wondrous new green age. Don't you hate when that happens? Even more shocking: Bender's in love with a married fembot, and Leela's on the run from the law - Zapp Brannigan's law! Fry is the last hope of the universe, recruited for an ultra-top-secret mission. Could this be the end of the Planet Express crew forever? Say it ain't so, meatbag!
Director(s): Peter Avanzino
Production: Fox Home Entertainment
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IMDB:
7.3
NOT RATED
Year:
2009
89 min
Website
216 Views


to play miniature golf|at a professional level.

But that's the|best shot of the day!

Is that my ball?|I think that my ball.

- Great putt, Dad.|- Okay, we're done.

Mr. Wong, how do you keep this place|so green in the middle of the desert?

Doesn't that waste a lot of water?

Nah, we got plenty water,|pumped directly from flamingo lake.

They'll be fine.

Oh, yeah, I love miniature golf.|Love everything about it,

except how damn miniature it is.

That's why I'm building the universe's|biggest miniature golf course.

- This the first tee.|- Where's the hole?

On Pluto's moon, Hydra.

It's a six-billion-mile par-two.|Tough shot, even for a man.

Around the sun.|Bank off Jupiter.

And right into the...

I'll be right back.

It dropped in!|Put me down for a two.

Two.

Keep in mind,|that just the first hole.

For full course, we gonna bulldoze|this entire arm of the Milky Way.

What? You're gonna wipe out 10%|of the galaxy for a stupid golf course?

First of all, it 12%.|Second, yes, you betcha.

But you have no idea what life|forms might be evolving out there.

That's exactly why|I'm hiring an impartial scientist

to perform an environmental survey.|That's him in the money shower.

Delivery boy's log. Having fallen|asleep on what I thought was the toilet,

I awoke to find|the environmental survey in progress.

- Status reports, Science Officer.|- Zilcho. No sign of life or intelligence.

Just like Fry on a date.

Hey!

Okay, so we haven't|found any life yet.

I still don't see why you men can't be|happy with regular-sized miniature golf.

Leela, evolution has|programmed our fabulous male brains

to take anything anybody else thinks|is important and make it bigger.

Have you seen my new 301-inch TV?

Hypnotoad is brought to|you by the MagnaPhallix 302-inch TV.

It's bigger!

Oh, hell!

Captain, I'm detecting|life on the spock-o-scope!

It's amazing. It's like|a textbook on evolution.

Except in Kansas.

But isn't Mr. Wong|building the 18th hole here?

And the golf pants museum?

Indeed so. This whole|area will be incinerated

when he implodes that|sun there into a black hole.

That beautiful violet star?

It's so you can't keep|your ball at the end of the game.

Yo, that's messed up.

Well, there won't be any imploding once|they read our environmental review.

- Right, Professor?|- Twaddle-squat.

There's no scientific|consensus that life is important.

Yeah. Life, schmife.

Approved for demolition.

It's you and me, ponytail.

We're here, Mr. President.

Let's play some mini-golf.

Now, just give it a light tap, Agnew.|No, no, no, just a light...

Now for a triple clam dip, with a double...

Ow!

Tough luck, Agnew. Looks like you|and Wong owe me a Charleston Chew.

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Matt Groening

Matthew Abraham Groening ( ( listen) GRAY-ning; born February 15, 1954) is an American cartoonist, writer, producer, animator, and voice actor. He is the creator of the comic strip Life in Hell (1977–2012) and the television series The Simpsons (1989–present), Futurama (1999–2003, 2008–2013), and the upcoming Disenchantment (2018). The Simpsons is the longest-running U.S. primetime-television series in history and the longest-running U.S. animated series and sitcom. Groening made his first professional cartoon sale of Life in Hell to the avant-garde Wet magazine in 1978. At its peak, the cartoon was carried in 250 weekly newspapers. Life in Hell caught the attention of James L. Brooks. In 1985, Brooks contacted Groening with the proposition of working in animation for the Fox variety show The Tracey Ullman Show. Originally, Brooks wanted Groening to adapt his Life in Hell characters for the show. Fearing the loss of ownership rights, Groening decided to create something new and came up with a cartoon family, the Simpson family, and named the members after his own parents and sisters—while Bart was an anagram of the word brat. The shorts would be spun off into their own series The Simpsons, which has since aired 639 episodes. In 1997, Groening and former Simpsons writer David X. Cohen developed Futurama, an animated series about life in the year 3000, which premiered in 1999, running for four years on Fox, then picked up by Comedy Central for additional seasons. Groening is currently developing a new series for Netflix titled Disenchantment, which is set to premiere in 2018. Groening has won 12 Primetime Emmy Awards, ten for The Simpsons and two for Futurama as well as a British Comedy Award for "outstanding contribution to comedy" in 2004. In 2002, he won the National Cartoonist Society Reuben Award for his work on Life in Hell. He received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on February 14, 2012. more…

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